An onion forces you to cry over it's dead body. amirite?

onions: the only vegetable with the power to force you to at least show some remorse for killing it!

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

Every time I change a 40 or 50 gallon water heater, I poke eye holes in it and proceed to wear it on my way over to the cardboard dumpster. It's pretty much a ritual now.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

Question. When you imagine a fictional scenario, is that literally a simulation running on the hardware of your brain?

Someone has probably done a study on a the ineffectiveness of studies. amirite?

No, not A study… There are multiple fields of study dedicated to effective research techniques. Statistics, epistemology, doxology, psychology, and more. Learning how to do effective research takes as much learning as the field of research (e.g., chemistry, medicine, astronomy, etc.) itself.

There is definitely some rich guy who wants to get into heaven who is commissioning a sewing needle with an eye large enough for a camel to walk through. amirite?

Kind of amazed that this hasn't already been done

Beats pretending to donate to fake charities that are really just your friends and will further your company expansion in other countries.

No one wishes you better health and safety than your insurance company. amirite?
The universe is still in its infancy and we are probably just one of the first organisms to develop in it, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 Our star (the sun) is not a first generation star. It was formed from the remnants of dead stars - stars with their...

billions of years on what timescale? it sounds massive to our timescale but in the grand scheme of things it could be nothing. I don't know if we're the first but I don't think there is any way for us to difinitively (or even with high chance) say we aren't at least early on.

The universe is still in its infancy and we are probably just one of the first organisms to develop in it, amirite?

Off in the distance, somewhere out there, I hear the screaming of an insignificant thing.

(Me: RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Maybe it's just a ringing in my ear.

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience. amirite?

I think you're right. It is a also condition that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw

Superman has never been stung by a mosquito, amirite?

No one has ever been stung by a mosquito, they don't have a stinger

You can tell when a dream ends, but never when it starts, amirite?

It's pretty easy actually for me. I start dreaming and know I'm dreaming. Then I start flying. Helps in a lucid dreamer

For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
@Eastern-Spot2023 Or drag the butt on flooring

That means there's a problem with their anal glands or worms.

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
@Vic8760 Uhhhh... vacuum = no mass, which means it can't have a price per kg. Am I missing something?

I think because maybe near vacuum but do virtual particles have mass? I don't think anyone knows and also you could call photons bumping into the sides with their momentum mass but idk cos they don't have rest mass?

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?

Cant choose what it watches? You've clearly never had a 2 year scream "baby shark, baby shark" until its on the tv 😄

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

The game ends when the king dies, every game of Battle chess shows his death.