Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
@Vic8760 Uhhhh... vacuum = no mass, which means it can't have a price per kg. Am I missing something?

I think because maybe near vacuum but do virtual particles have mass? I don't think anyone knows and also you could call photons bumping into the sides with their momentum mass but idk cos they don't have rest mass?

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@Effectlive97 your 2 inch dick has 3feet?

No, his legs are 3 feet and 2 inches and his 3 feet dick is hanging 2 inches above the ground

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@opensofias Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume...

Except if your head is above water, and blood that would have otherwise been in your head is relocated to your dick.

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience. amirite?

I think you're right. It is a also condition that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw

Someone has probably done a study on a the ineffectiveness of studies. amirite?

No, not A study… There are multiple fields of study dedicated to effective research techniques. Statistics, epistemology, doxology, psychology, and more. Learning how to do effective research takes as much learning as the field of research (e.g., chemistry, medicine, astronomy, etc.) itself.

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

Every time I change a 40 or 50 gallon water heater, I poke eye holes in it and proceed to wear it on my way over to the cardboard dumpster. It's pretty much a ritual now.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
The universe is still in its infancy and we are probably just one of the first organisms to develop in it, amirite?

Off in the distance, somewhere out there, I hear the screaming of an insignificant thing.

(Me: RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Maybe it's just a ringing in my ear.

The universe is still in its infancy and we are probably just one of the first organisms to develop in it, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 Our star (the sun) is not a first generation star. It was formed from the remnants of dead stars - stars with their...

billions of years on what timescale? it sounds massive to our timescale but in the grand scheme of things it could be nothing. I don't know if we're the first but I don't think there is any way for us to difinitively (or even with high chance) say we aren't at least early on.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?
@synthsexual Are you worried your housemates won't know how to save you from Vecna?

Hey man too soon. /jk

No spoilers: I'm super angry how that character arc ended.

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?
In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

The game ends when the king dies, every game of Battle chess shows his death.

For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
@Eastern-Spot2023 Or drag the butt on flooring

That means there's a problem with their anal glands or worms.

No one wishes you better health and safety than your insurance company. amirite?