Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?

Cant choose what it watches? You've clearly never had a 2 year scream "baby shark, baby shark" until its on the tv 😄

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
@Vic8760 Uhhhh... vacuum = no mass, which means it can't have a price per kg. Am I missing something?

I think because maybe near vacuum but do virtual particles have mass? I don't think anyone knows and also you could call photons bumping into the sides with their momentum mass but idk cos they don't have rest mass?

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?
For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
@Eastern-Spot2023 Or drag the butt on flooring

That means there's a problem with their anal glands or worms.

You can tell when a dream ends, but never when it starts, amirite?

It's pretty easy actually for me. I start dreaming and know I'm dreaming. Then I start flying. Helps in a lucid dreamer

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

The game ends when the king dies, every game of Battle chess shows his death.

No one wishes you better health and safety than your insurance company. amirite?
You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

Question. When you imagine a fictional scenario, is that literally a simulation running on the hardware of your brain?

The universe is still in its infancy and we are probably just one of the first organisms to develop in it, amirite?

Off in the distance, somewhere out there, I hear the screaming of an insignificant thing.

(Me: RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Maybe it's just a ringing in my ear.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@opensofias Negative. Since all of you is already in the water and your boner is just a reallocation of blood, the total volume...

Except if your head is above water, and blood that would have otherwise been in your head is relocated to your dick.

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience. amirite?

I think you're right. It is a also condition that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw

Someone has probably done a study on a the ineffectiveness of studies. amirite?

No, not A study… There are multiple fields of study dedicated to effective research techniques. Statistics, epistemology, doxology, psychology, and more. Learning how to do effective research takes as much learning as the field of research (e.g., chemistry, medicine, astronomy, etc.) itself.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
Superman has never been stung by a mosquito, amirite?

No one has ever been stung by a mosquito, they don't have a stinger

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?