"If Josh had six bottles in one hand and five in his other hand, what does Josh have?" a drinking problem?!
Troll in the dungeon!
It used to be like that with my friends and I, but now we're just like "I had a dream that I killed you. Sorry about that."
If only he had a Red Vine at the time.
And if someone throws her off a cliff it's a hoedown throwdown.
Timothy had posted 55 problems, 66% of the readers had experienced these problems, 34% believe that he is not white
I'll Make a Man out of You!
Casey Anthony: Hide yo kids
O.J. Simpson: Hide yo wife
Did someone forget about the Revolutionary War?
How dare you acuse me of that, you asshole! I NEVER FUCKING CURSE!
Or Luna Loves-good
It also takes a brave man to be as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.