If you could instantly become perfectly fluent in another language, you know what language you'd pick, amirite?

Parseltongue

Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?

"If Josh had six bottles in one hand and five in his other hand, what does Josh have?" a drinking problem?!

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
sometimes, you have a dream about someone and then you feel really awckard about thm for the rest of the day... amirite?

It used to be like that with my friends and I, but now we're just like "I had a dream that I killed you. Sorry about that."

"I was in the car with my parents when we crashed... into a crocodile. My parents were eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar... at least that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me," amirite?

If only he had a Red Vine at the time.

If Miley Cyrus trips, it's called a Hoedown. amirite?

And if someone throws her off a cliff it's a hoedown throwdown.

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?

whitepeopleproblems.com
Timothy had posted 55 problems, 66% of the readers had experienced these problems, 34% believe that he is not white

Guys should learn that the real beauty of a girl is buried within her soul. That's why they should try to get as deep as they can inside her, amirite?
Some songs just make you want go into battle. amirite?

I'll Make a Man out of You!

Careful kids, I guess it's legal for your parents to murder you, amirite?

Casey Anthony: Hide yo kids
O.J. Simpson: Hide yo wife

It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
@Hipster England>Any other country

Did someone forget about the Revolutionary War?

When I was your age the Earth didn't have a crust! We had to walk on the mantle! And we were DAMN grateful when air was invented! amirite?
@DRACO! NAUGHTY LANGUAGE!

How dare you acuse me of that, you asshole! I NEVER FUCKING CURSE!

A Harry Potter obsessed porn star should be named Moaning Myrtle, amirite?

Or Luna Loves-good

It takes a brave man to admit he's wrong. It takes a braver man to not delete the original comment, amirite?

It also takes a brave man to be as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

You hate it when you ask for sons and they send you daughters instead, amirite?

I'll Make a Man out of You!