+1,274Wow! No one's finished with their test yet! I must me a genius! There's still, like ten minutes left of class! I can't believe he said the test was gona be - shit there's a back?! amirite?
+736A lot of people say that, if George Washington were still alive, he would tell us what a horrible job we're doing with our country. I personally think that he would say something along the lines of "I'm two hundred and eighty years old! Why aren't I dead yet?", amirite?
+607There could be a blizzard, a tornado, a typhoon, an earthquake, the portal to the shadow realm underneath the building, and Satan at the front door, giving everyone the black plague and you would still have to go to school. amirite?
+1,220If an adult expresses their point of view to a child, it is considered leadership and discipline. When a child or teenager expresses their point of view to an adult, it is considered talking back. amirite?
+586When I was your age the Earth didn't have a crust! We had to walk on the mantle! And we were DAMN grateful when air was invented! amirite?
+688Dear God; So far, today has been a good day for me. I have told no lies, I did not swear, steal, lust or hurt anyone. I have not commited any sins. I am going to get out of bed soon and I'm fairly certain that I will need your help from then on. amirite?
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+596I never wanted to do it, but the pressure I was getting was too much for me to handle. I knew I couldn't stop until I was all finished, but I always seemed to have more. Now I do it every day and I see no signs of stopping. Stupid homework. amirite?
+690When you cry no one comforts you. When you're happy no one celebrated with you. When you need to be heard no one listens. But fart just one time... amirite?
+236Whenever you can't find something in your closet, you feel the urge to go "Honey, where's my super suit?", amirite?
+523"Did you get my text?" "Yes! All five hundred of them!". "Well you didn't text me back!", amirite?
+603Snookie from Jersey Shore is just like Garfield, orange and quite obviously loves lasagna. amirite?