There's nothing sexy about men. They smell worse, have rougher skin, lack curves, don't look cute, and are generally just unappealing. amirite?

she jus be salty after being dumped

Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
@jodzdzownica Yes they are

They aren't white like milk and egg

You have probably walked over a dead body that's underground. Double the odds if you live at any place that had many wars, like israel, for example. amirite?

Way better than walking over a live body that's underground.

As flowers for lovers are different than flowers for a grave you cannot steal flowers from the cemetery to give them to your S.O. amirite?

Flowers are flowers no?

And the dead people won't miss the flowers.

ASAP seems more urgent than "As soon as possible", which seems more humane. amirite?
Passengers napping while you're driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you're maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel. amirite?
Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
You can be a mother without having an orgasm, but you can't be a father without having one. amirite?

I gave ur mom an orgasm

You have probably walked over a dead body that's underground. Double the odds if you live at any place that had many wars, like israel, for example. amirite?
People refrigerate food but it was never frigerated first, amirite?

What does food not being refrigerated from the start have to do with refrigerating it after or not.

Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
Funerals are the only events a death person attends. amirite?

What about day of the dead?

The most precise drivers in the world are the ones that drive cars into the mall. amirite?

Or into banks

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?