"what u doing"
I think your doing it wrong, the penis is still supposed to be there after the blow job.
Your coworker needs to learn some boundaries regarding their personal life
So I just make her sleep on the floor next to my bed.
Wait, we are talking about our dogs here, right?
I said no because I was so drunk I couldn't read the question
It doesnt sting at all for me
I hate the way babies feel.
The pros and cons of stealing others ideas?
Yeah, it's not really a secret that girls have boobs anymore. Some asshole spilled the beans.
No one would put up with that shit for a second.
I'm a female.
Did you just compare dicks to language?
I'd vote this up, but I don't appreciate being called a hoe.
Ain't nobody got time for that
This is why every time I see a ginger at a train station I always go out of my way to say hello.