+536New Years: Why do they call it dropping the ball? It doesn't drop, it kind of just slides down, like pizza on a wall, amirite?
+447If girls thought like guys, we would all be having sex right now. amirite?
+840Those people that make fun of you for flinching are annoying. Of course I try to avoid getting hit in the face! amirite?
+431Don't wanna be an Amirite idiot! Trollin people who really don't give a shit. Can you hear the sound of indifference? My post doesn't even have any comments. But now it's made it to the homepage, with -800 No Ways, guess people don't find it funny! amirite?
+2,462Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
+285Why do bad people get coal for Christmas? That stuff is expensive. They should get something cheap, like an ass-kicking. amirite?
+262You feel bad for the little discarded poptart in the toaster strudel commercials that the kids treat like shit, amirite?
+427In the interests of gender equality, we should have "Your Dad" jokes as well as "Your Mum" ones. Ex. "What's the difference between your dad and a park bench? A park bench can support a family!" Amirite?
+357The best job to ever get fired from, if you had to get fired, would be the unemployment office. You could just walk in the next day and be like "Haha! You're workin' for me now, BITCH." Amirite?