Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day agrees with the bible, Leviticus 20:13 If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned, It looks like we just interpreted it wrong, amirite?
@LamWin Except it says "They shall be put to death" or something along those lines. Come on, I'm an atheist and I know this.

so it says, but in biblical times they didn't have all the fun methods we have today for public death sentences, so put to death basically meant be stoned

While people call the United States selfish and greedy, they seem to be forgetting all of the money, food, and medicine that both the government and private American organizations give away, amirite?

And the tobacco companies spend billions on cancer research every year, so lets stop hating on them too

In the "Asterix and Obelix" comics, the secret potion is probably a mixture of coffee, redbull, vodka and steroids, amirite?
@lillyk435 What the fuck are with all these vodka posts?

The real question is, "what the fuck is up with your grammar?"

Much like pigs, some people like to roll around in a pool of self-pity to make themselves feel better, amirite?

pigs roll around in self-potty.

A Christmas Carol has one of the happiest endings ever, amirite?

An asian massage has the happiest ending ever.

You will never forget those wise words Chewbacca said, "Uuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrr Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrr Aaaarhg!", amirite?

I believe he actually said "urrhhhhhh arrhhhhhrrrrrr urrrrrhhhrrrrrhrhrh aaaarhg"
Stupid internet always getting quotes wrong.

(yes i go to as well)

You wish you could hum into Google and the song would come up when you don't remember the name of it, amirite?

Go to, it works if you're not tone deaf

Nothing more says you are a facebook stalker than updating your status with a girls name when you meant to put it in the search box, amirite?

This has never happened to anyone I know

There is no synonym for thesaurus, amirite?
@name i never said armchair and electric chair were synonyms, and electric chair isnt a synonym for chair in the first...

You're calling me handicapped, I guess I need to explain irony to you next.
Firstly colors are not objects.
Lead and Iron are not colors on they're own but a mix of silver and gray, hence there are various shades of lead pencils.
Gray is a neutral color, but they are not synonyms because white, beige, brown, gray, light brown are also neutral colors, so context of comparison important.
Go ask a parent, friend(if you have any) to draw a person who is joyous and a person who is elated, then ask them to draw a stool and to draw a chair.
P.S silver is also considered a neutral color.

There is no synonym for thesaurus, amirite?
@name ok. you seem to not understand the concept of a synonym. can you say stool instead of chair? yes. can you say stool...

Types of chairs are not synonyms of the word chair.
Joyous is a synonym for happy and elated is also a synonym for happy, therefore joyous is a synonym for elated, If you say I'm happy/joyous/elated it's the same thing.
So technically you're saying that an armchair, stool, electric chair, lawn chair etc are all synonyms because if they're all synonyms of chair, then they mean the same thing hence they should be synonyms of each other, and it is very different if you say i sat in an armchair or i sat in an electric chair.
Therefore stool and chair are NOT synonyms
Hence Proved (in the most mathematical way possible)

There is no synonym for thesaurus, amirite?
@name stool, armchair; stand, dining table, dinner table; lexicon (thanks treldman!); cot, mattress, bunkbed.

Stool and armchair are different types of chairs, but they are very different, If i said picture a stool and picture an armchair, would you think of the same thing?
Similarly with cot, mattress and bunk-bed because they're types of beds. It's like saying the synonym of lion is leopard. Next thing you know a wooden spoon ad a cupboard are synonyms because they are both made of wood.
As for dinner and dining table, to have dinner means to dine, the root word is the same, different functions of the same word are not synonyms otherwise 'to run' and 'running' would be synonyms.
I have already explained lexicon.

There is no synonym for thesaurus, amirite?
@Treldman Dictionary has a synonym: lexicon!

A dictionary is a book of alphabetically listed words in a specific language, with definitions, etymologies, pronunciations, and other information

In linguistics, the lexicon of a language is its vocabulary, including its words and expressions. More formally, it is a language's inventory of lexemes (it roughly corresponds to a set of forms taken by a single word). Each human being possesses a mental lexicon (which is that person's knowledge of vocabulary).

The most essential difference between the two is that in a dictionary you only find the undeclined or unconjugated form of the headword, while in the lexicon you find all the possible forms of a word (in the singular, in the plural, the adjective form...)

There is no synonym for thesaurus, amirite?

That's obvious, Is there a synonym for chair, table, dictionary, bed etc.?
Objects don't have synonyms.

Most people hate Justin Bieber simply because of mob mentality, amirite?

I don't hate him, i just find his voice queer. The first time I heard "Baby" I had no idea who Justin Bieber was, but i thought that was a girls voice.

Tennis is the sexiest girls sport between the tight spandex and sex noises with no shame, amirite?
@karen_xoxo I play tennis and I do not look like a man!

do you play tennis well enough to be on tv?