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How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Update your status on facebook to say that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were joking and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
@MattA Y U VOTE NW ON MY AWESOME POST?

Because you copied it from Philosophical_Panda.

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'Chai' is not a flavour of tea, it just simply means tea in Hindi. So calling it 'chai tea' is totally redundant, amirite?

Chai also means tea in Russian.

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A no within a no within a no...REJECTION, amirite?
You hate it when people on this site make their posts too long and specific, like the user WhoamI on May 26th, 2011, post number 593715 in the category Jokes, on the website amirite.net, on the internet, on a computer, in a room, in a house, in a neighborhood, in a city, in a state, in the country United States, in the continent North America, in the world, in the galaxy, in the solar system, a... amirite?

For some reason I read this as microwaves wash up on tiny breasts. Definitely would've been my favorite post of all time.

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My "friend" told me I was too obsessed with Europe. "Norway! Do all of my France actually think that? I'm Finnished with all of you." "Calm down man, go home, maybe lie down a bit..." "I Monaco'ing anywhere. Now Russia out of here before Iceland a punch on your ass", amirite?
@1384736

Yeah maybe a little too much. I probably could have done better things with my time then stare at a Europe map for twenty minutes.

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Kindergarten: Be nice, work hard, have fun! Middle School: Be nice, work hard! High School: Work hard! College: Party! Adulthood: Get a job. Old age: Get out of bed, amirite?
How to ruin someone's life. Step 1: Update your status on facebook to say that your mom died. Step 2: Post in the comments section that you were joking and got grounded for this. Step 3: Wait for someone to comment and say "you deserve it". Step 4: Delete your previous comment. amirite?
@MattA PROOF?! Find the post for me.

hahahahah. You're not clever man. I'm well aware the he got banned, and so are you. Are you denying that you stole it from him?

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It's a breath of fresh air to see the main character in the movie not have a love interest, amirite?
@ForeverDay But it's got to the point where without it, you feel like you're missing something. Unless the plot is phenomenal...

True, true. But sometimes the love interest is just so obviously cliche it makes you want to stop watching the movie.

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Kindergarten: Be nice, work hard, have fun! Middle School: Be nice, work hard! High School: Work hard! College: Party! Adulthood: Get a job. Old age: Get out of bed, amirite?
Eating String Cheese by biting into it is Blasphemy, Amirite?

Blasphemy? No. This. Is. SPARTAAAA!!!!

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You never actually thought that storks bring babies, amirite?
I saw a billboard outside this morning that said, "Future Events." I guess it is a sign of things to come, amirite?
I hate it when people steal quotes from movies. It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry, amirite?
@chch I feel like I'm talking to my little brother. You're just some twelve year old trying to get a reaction from some...

I don't think I'm the one who's embarrassing themselves. You embarrassed yourself long before while swearing and calling me name.

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You're ready to rage-punch the computer when adding a period to the end of a sentence makes it go to the next line, amirite?

Or worse yet, to the next page.

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