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It's hard to understand why eating a banana would be considered even remotely sexual. Sure, it can represent a phallic object, but if a girl devouring your penis turns you on then you have some serious problems, amirite?
Saxophone players can blow... Drummers can bang... But trombone players can do it in 7 positions, amirite?

Trumpet players can finger and blow at the same time hello smilie

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Being a Pedophile, I try to attract girls aged 13 to 14. As these are usually the ones with the youngest kids, amirite?
Duja ve: the feeling that you've been dyslexic before, amirite?

POTD worthy.

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That awkward moment when the 600000th post isn't even in amirite format, amirite?

Wow now this is actually good post. Now I'm almost not even mad that I didn't get it. Almost.

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It sucks to feel like a tampon. In a good place...at the wrong time, amirite?
@fatima Second repost of yours. USE THE FUCKING SEARCH BAR.

One, I do use the search bar. The other posts dont always come up. And I confronted the other person who posted this, we posted on the same day.

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I hate it when people steal quotes from movies. It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry, amirite?
@chch No. I didn't call you names. Get over yourself: LET IT GO.

You called me a douchebag, genius. I'm pretty sure you're the one who needs to let it go.

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I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?

Dick. The last word is dick.

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I saw a monkey playing the drums today. Baboon tsh, amirite?

~Sickipedia

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You wonder how an English accent sounds spoken in a different language, amirite?

It's referring to the curiosity of how a person with an English accent sounds when they speak a different language.

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I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@chch Wow. You caught me. Go away, please. I'm too tired of your immaturity.

Yes. Yes I did.

I'm tired of you being a bitch, so yes, let's just end this argument.

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Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?
I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?
BBC News: Man dies after Grenade Incident. Please let it be Bruno Mars, amirite?
@Geoff No comments on POTD?

LOL I wish, but there is no POTD right now, it was just at the top of the page.

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@1172060

Ah. Maybe I should read the comments next time. Still a good post, although a bit unoriginal.

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