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If you think about it, life is kind of pointless. When we die, we will forget EVERYTHING we have done. Even if people remember your accomplishments, the universe will eventually collapse and everything that existed will be erased. We basically live here for a while, suffer, then die, amirite?

This is the most depressing post I have ever read on this site. Excuse me while I slit my wrists, listen to depressing music, and cry myself to sleep.

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It's ridiculously annoying that the word amirite appears at the end of every post. amirite?

What makes this even more hilarious is that the user favourited their own post. And as of now they are the only one who favourited it.

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I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?

Dick. The last word is dick.

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Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
@Vepix Having sex at the market should be called a storegasm.

Having sex while while teaching should be called a loregasm.

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I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?
@Device Nice observation Mr. Holmes

It's not an observation; I'm the one who made the post.

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PCs (Windows) and Macs are similar to dogs and cats. The human is master of the dog but the cat knows that he is the real master over the human and it's a privilege for the human to take care of it, amirite?
@_____________ You can't please everyone

I don't think this POTD is pleasing anyone.

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Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
@You're a shadow?

(Your+name+(optional)): of my former self! Get it? Shadow of my former self? hahahahahaha...I need help.

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It's hard to understand why eating a banana would be considered even remotely sexual. Sure, it can represent a phallic object, but if a girl devouring your penis turns you on then you have some serious problems, amirite?
Political correctness is turning the world into overly-sensitive babies, amirite?

This would've been really funny if you said political correctness is turning the world into gay motherfuckers.

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You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?
It's a breath of fresh air to see the main character in the movie not have a love interest, amirite?
@ForeverDay But it's got to the point where without it, you feel like you're missing something. Unless the plot is phenomenal...

True, true. But sometimes the love interest is just so obviously cliche it makes you want to stop watching the movie.

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You know it's time to increase your city's education budget when a 10th grader asks you how to spell "shirt", amirite?

You should've spelled shirt wrong on purpose.

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This is an excellent, clever post. POTD worthy for sure.

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I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?
I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?

This post is fucking genius. Anyone else want to see this get POTD?

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