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If you think about it, life is kind of pointless. When we die, we will forget EVERYTHING we have done. Even if people remember your accomplishments, the universe will eventually collapse and everything that existed will be erased. We basically live here for a while, suffer, then die, amirite?

This is the most depressing post I have ever read on this site. Excuse me while I slit my wrists, listen to depressing music, and cry myself to sleep.

DurzoBlint +45Reply

It's ridiculously annoying that the word amirite appears at the end of every post. amirite?

What makes this even more hilarious is that the user favourited their own post. And as of now they are the only one who favourited it.

DurzoBlint +42Reply

Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?

I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.

DurzoBlint +8Reply

Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?

@You're a shadow?

(Your+name+(optional)): of my former self! Get it? Shadow of my former self? hahahahahaha...I need help.

DurzoBlint +17Reply

Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

1. iwannafingeryou
2. jmayrod
3. opinionist

DurzoBlint +4Reply

Johnny from "Ed,Edd, n Eddy" is such a hipster. He was planking before it was cool. amirite?

What an awesome strategy to become famous by loving everybody.

DurzoBlint +2Reply

Mulan, the fact that you got him to fall in love with you when you were acting as a man, should send up a few red flags.. just sayin', amirite?

Shang: "Mulan, I have something to tell you. I'm in lov..."
Mulan: "I love you too! And I'm a girl! Wait, did you say you were in love me before I told you I was a girl?"
Shang: "Uhhh...well...shit."

DurzoBlint +13Reply

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?

@chch You don't understand anything...I know it's a website. CREDIT other people's jokes.

I understand everything, I just don't freak out, swear, and start calling other people names because I don't say "sickipedia" on all of my posts. Which you usually so kindly do for me.

DurzoBlint -3Reply

This is an excellent, clever post. POTD worthy for sure.

DurzoBlint +14Reply

It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!", amirite?

"As you can see, I've just created the illusion of cutting my assistant in half."

"AHH! Burn them both! The witch and the unholy half-man!"

DurzoBlint +10Reply

It would suck to meet your soul mate at a dentist's appointment, and he/shes' the dentist. Unless of course, you have perfect fucking teeth. amirite?

I'd sure like perfect "fucking teeth"