Rumour has it, it is possible to get dressed.
That's cool, I didn't know we could post other people's stuff and say "this video is awesome" in disguise and get POTD nowadays.
Who knew the secret to attaining immortality would be as simple as having a really common name?
"This is my son. After many years of not liking chicken, we finally got him to try some popcorn chicken. He said it was okay so now every time we go to KFC I'm going to assume it's his favorite food and make an excited face and say, 'Oh look, Austin, they've got some popcorn chicken! You love popcorn chicken don't you??'"
Gotta love that pussy stench! Oh, wait. What did that say? rereads Oh, that makes more sense.
Yeahh I found it hard to masturbate to this post as well
It's okay you guys, I got this.
Laughing burns calories so they should probably laugh more
You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.
Anthony doesn't choose users. He chooses posts.
But anyway, people put way too much stock in the POTD in the first place. They act as though having your post featured at the top of the page for 24 hours on a relatively small site make fucking black panthers come out of the wild and let you ride them as a slut sucks your dick.
And if it's not exactly up to par, everyone bitches about it in the comments. Or if a user gets multiple POTDs, the same shit jokes are recycled. If you don't like the POTD, move on. There's a new one every fucking day. If you don't like that users get multiple POTDs, stop making shitty posts and maybe you'll get one.
/rant that is aimed at everyone, not you.
Thank you so much for reassuring me! I was on the verge of calling a prostitute.
I don't think she'll come unless the tooth is completely detached. And believe me, I know. As a child I attempted to sell her crayons, barrettes shaped like frogs, scissors, glittery bits of paper, Barbie clothes, and, once, a roll of tape. Unfortunately she'd only take teeth, so one night I put the tooth on top of the pillow, thinking I could confront her and ask her if there was anything else she'd be willing to pay for, because I would happily supply it as my tiny allowance sucked. Unfortunately she snuck by me.