If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
@Jules What if they sleep naked?

Rumour has it, it is possible to get dressed.

You'd love it if Michio were your science teacher

That's cool, I didn't know we could post other people's stuff and say "this video is awesome" in disguise and get POTD nowadays.

Every person dies two deaths: one when their heart beats no more, and the second when their name is said for the last time, amirite?

HITLER LIVES

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Every person dies two deaths: one when their heart beats no more, and the second when their name is said for the last time, amirite?

Who knew the secret to attaining immortality would be as simple as having a really common name?

When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?

"This is my son. After many years of not liking chicken, we finally got him to try some popcorn chicken. He said it was okay so now every time we go to KFC I'm going to assume it's his favorite food and make an excited face and say, 'Oh look, Austin, they've got some popcorn chicken! You love popcorn chicken don't you??'"

When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/76749

Gotta love that pussy stench! Oh, wait. What did that say? rereads Oh, that makes more sense.

When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?
The idiom "a penny for your thoughts" has no business being used in an era when anyone can be sued up to $115,000 for downloading a song illegally and when the concept of intellectual property is being abused to no end, amirite?
The idiom "a penny for your thoughts" has no business being used in an era when anyone can be sued up to $115,000 for downloading a song illegally and when the concept of intellectual property is being abused to no end, amirite?
The idiom "a penny for your thoughts" has no business being used in an era when anyone can be sued up to $115,000 for downloading a song illegally and when the concept of intellectual property is being abused to no end, amirite?
Fat people shouldn't laugh. Who the fuck are they fooling pretending that their actually happy. amirite?

Laughing burns calories so they should probably laugh more

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@1504381

You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.

We have women in the military, but
they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight, if we
can kill. I think we can. All the general
has to do is walk over to the women
and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms.", amirite?
@1429238

Anthony doesn't choose users. He chooses posts.

But anyway, people put way too much stock in the POTD in the first place. They act as though having your post featured at the top of the page for 24 hours on a relatively small site make fucking black panthers come out of the wild and let you ride them as a slut sucks your dick.

And if it's not exactly up to par, everyone bitches about it in the comments. Or if a user gets multiple POTDs, the same shit jokes are recycled. If you don't like the POTD, move on. There's a new one every fucking day. If you don't like that users get multiple POTDs, stop making shitty posts and maybe you'll get one.

/rant that is aimed at everyone, not you.

You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?
@VIPbabe123 Dont worry u wont

Thank you so much for reassuring me! I was on the verge of calling a prostitute.

Don't sleep with you head under the pillow, or you will wake up with a mouth full of coins and no teeth, amirite?

I don't think she'll come unless the tooth is completely detached. And believe me, I know. As a child I attempted to sell her crayons, barrettes shaped like frogs, scissors, glittery bits of paper, Barbie clothes, and, once, a roll of tape. Unfortunately she'd only take teeth, so one night I put the tooth on top of the pillow, thinking I could confront her and ask her if there was anything else she'd be willing to pay for, because I would happily supply it as my tiny allowance sucked. Unfortunately she snuck by me.