+22Terrorists, Muggers, War Mongers, Dictators, Eugenicists... all scary stuff. Nothing compared to the Greatest threat to Every Single Human: Time. Time doesn’t care. You can borrow it but the loan is small and limited. Time is the only resource that is non renewable when it runs out. So much time sold every day to those who literally buy your time. Tis the reason alarm clocks exist. So much wasted time. Can’t get it back. Use it wisely or use it unwisely. Doesn’t matter. Tis all about memories. Memories of good times.
+10Ok folks. Let’s have a serious discussion on sexual harassment. The “assault” charges are now spreading through Hollywood and Washington DC faster than any brush fire I’ve ever seen. You’ve Apparrently got a slush fund that has paid out 17 million tax payer dollars for settlements over the last 20 years in Congress. . This crosses both party lines. At the same time I believe this is setting up a very dangerous scenario. How many married couples met Eachother at work? Where are Human beings supposed to find mates? Bars? Grocery Stores, Churches, online dating sites? Are we suppose to completely ignore those we work with 40 hours a week? Those we have built friendships with? Are we suppose to simply be robots at work and show no emotions? The actual definition of Sexual Harassment is “unwanted sexual advances”. Ok.. how about the wanted ones? Where is the dividing line? Is flirting in the work place a thing of the past? Like I said, I think it’s an interesting conversation
+15My cat ran away last night. Other people don't realize how hard that is. I hope she's ok.
-4Possibly the stupidest conversation I’ve ever had. Other Guy: “Donald trump is going to lead us into the next Civil War.” Me: “Ok so what will you use as a weapon in the next Civil War?” Other Guy: Well if real Civil War breaks out we will find and use guns” Me: “So if a Government takes too much control and you need to start a Revolution, you would gladly allow yourself and your friends to own the firearms necessary?” Other Guy: “Guns are bad, but yes I would hope to be armed” Me: “Huh.. you should sign up for the NRA” Other Guy: “Noooo!”
+14A guy rubs a magic lamp and a jini pops out. The guy wishes for "More Money than I could ever spend in this lifetime". The Jin hands him a single dollar and shoots him in the head. Beware of lazy Jin's. :)
+3YouTube just hired 10,000 more moderators. Aren’t you glad you’re on Amirite? :)
+20I honestly believe people who grew up poor make the best food. There was a time when me, my mom and my little brother shared a single hard boiled egg for dinner. No such thing as picky. I see kids throwing out whole plates of food. That drives me nuts. I guess what I’m saying is that those who simply appreciate the existence of food, have probably learned to make it taste better.
A question for all those as bored as me; Are Vampires real?
“Have a good day!” How many times that phrase is said is it actually meant? Out of 10..
17% 10. Hell yeah i mean it and I Love You! 11% 9. Hell yeah I mean it! 17% 8. It’s something I say politely but I mean it 22% 7. I say it and mean it most of the time 0% 6. I say it but don’t really mean it 6% 5. I don’t say it 6% 4. Why should I wish you more than me? 0% 3. I hope you have a horrible day. 11% 2. Burn in Hell all of you!! 0% 1. Gonna have to require overtime. 11% Other