Yeah but what if my clock is set to chronos?
I remember the first time I looked up porn... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch porn at least 3 times a week now.
Read it again.
I figuratively laughed out loud
You guys don't know what FAS is?? HERE Plankton...Let me spell it for you!
F is for friends who do sex together
A is for Alcohol
S is for some couple at anytime at all,
Sea Creatures: Unhappy with their new baby!
I would die if I lost the internet... http://www.m0ar.org/4941
@940361 (Etherial): Wanna know whats creepy... The fact that goldfish only have a memory of 5 seconds.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Having sex with a golfer would be called a FORE!!gasm
Katara: "Aang... We need to teach you water bending.."
Aang: "NO FUCKING WAY I DO WHAT I WANT."
Aaaayyy Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?
Really. Last I checked the average lifespan of a Baconnoisseur is 3 years. You sir are living a healthy life.
I heard the Office is a funny show. Definitely some sexy male characters in it.