There's a lot of odd phrases in English, sometimes you wonder if other languages have as many odd phrases as we do but you never actually check, amirite?

It would be pretty hard to check, seeing as I don't speak all that many languages.

If you've ever stayed at the hospital, it's pretty horrifying to think of the thousands of people who have died in the bed you were occupying and how many of them were probably alone and away from everyone they ever loved in their last moments, amirite?

Thousands of people die in a single bed? That sounds like a terrible hospital.

General Mills makes not only all of the best cereals, but also owns brands that include Totino's, Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Yoplait, Bisquik, Green Giant, Hagen-Däs, Hamburger Helper, Old El Paso, Macaroni Grill, and Progresso, just to name a few... that kind of sounds like a monopoly, amirite?
You've wanted to go to Home Depot or Lowes and check out a chainsaw, shovel, knives, garbage bags, gloves, and ski mask just to see the look on the cashier's face. amirite?

My friend and I would go to WalMart a lot this summer, and one of the things we would do is get axes, saws, and like 5 gallons of bleach in a cart and ask employees where the tarps are.

There is not a single fucking sleeping bag in the world that can easily fit into its goddamn bag, amirite?

You can find lots of them that do. Or you can just make a new bag for it.

I feel the same way about humans who can fit in a suitcase.

The Great American Buffalo Genocide was a real tragedy, amirite?

I bet it was pretty fun while it lasted.

Putting chapstick on extremely chapped lips doesn't help. You just end up with less chapped lips and scratched chapstick, amirite?
If you're really insecure about a certain physical feature, seeing someone with the same feature who still looks attractive makes you happy, amirite?

Thats why unicorns make me so happy.

To those attracted to women: Your life would be complete if they made white yoga pants, amirite?
Ladybugs have a very specific smell when you squash one, amirite?

I can't wait for summer so I can find some ladybugs to squash and sniff. I really like summer because of all the fun activities and such. The weather is also a bonus, as long as it does not get too hot. Winter is nice for a while but it gets old fast. We have had a pretty mild winter in Idaho this year though.

Ice cubes makes any drink so much more appealing. amirite?

Or piss. Piss is only good when its warm and fresh.

The best singers are the one who sing effortlessly, with no editing needed at all, amirite?
You've never eaten a box of oreos, just the cookies inside. amirite?
There is no best or worst genre, because there is a treasure to be found in each music genre, amirite?

Except for screamo.