Emphasis on the trying part.
I feel the same way about humans who can fit in a suitcase.
WARNING: Spending all of your cash is never a good idea.
Okay it isn't 1830 here.
More like her butt-crack.
NO! This is America! I demand instant gratification!
Good thing you can judge marriages with very little information.
Okay I had to read that two or three times because at first I thought you were telling us to say "chicken" when we eat.
Plus some people's "original" names are so stupid.
Well lets be realistic. You can eat a lot of Chinese, they are small people, but we all know Africa will be hungry an hour later.
6.) Normal girls who happen to like cheering.
Just a bit too hairy for most guys.
This is by far the worst post I have seen ALL YEAR!
Totally different thing.
Lose a finger or toe? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?