If waiters and salespeople were as snarky to customers as in sitcoms, they'd get fired, amirite?

This reminds me of Drake and Josh...."Have a nice day." "Don't tell me what to do."

America is the only country where people raise hell when a puppy or kitten is murdered, but dont give a crap when millions of babies are aborted every year, amirite?
Love is like a water park, at first you want to ride all the fast, dangerous rides, but after getting tired of waiting in line with a bunch of assholes, everyone ends up with the fatties in the lazy river, amirite?

Still one of my favorite quotes lol

You're ashamed to be in the same age range as Rebecca Black and Jenna Rose, amirite?

If you're that young you should probably get off the internet.

They listen to Ke$ha...ironically.

Girls: Ever since you were a little kid, you've been planning possible names for you're future children, amirite?

Julianna Rose and Elena Dorothy. Family names. Never really thought about boys though, I figured I'd at least let my husband choose those :) I have a brother named Alec...so maybe Alex? I've also really wanted to name my kids after HP characters but i don't think I have the guts. Neville, Hermione, Bellatrix...

Girls: Ever since you were a little kid, you've been planning possible names for you're future children, amirite?
Charlie Sheen: because Lindsay Lohan needed some competition, amirite?
Charlie Sheen: because Lindsay Lohan needed some competition, amirite?
@WhySoRegulus he's on a drug and it's called Charlie Sheen

Try it once and you die. Side affects include face melting and children weeping over your exploded body.

*Warning: Ingestion of this drug is highly discouraged because dying is for fools.

Charlie Sheen: because Lindsay Lohan needed some competition, amirite?
@1083370

He bangs 7 gram rocks and finishes them, because that's how he rolls.

Charlie Sheen: because Lindsay Lohan needed some competition, amirite?
Charlie Sheen: because Lindsay Lohan needed some competition, amirite?
@EmptyMelodies Yeah, and it looks like he's winning.

He's bi-winning. He wins here, and he wins there.

You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?
@ECbeat2014 Lol this is exactly why I always carry my phone and my camera on me near the pool. We all push each other in, but...

pro tip: Always keep them occupied trying to get the phone, but keep the camera in your other pocket.

You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?

Lol this is exactly why I always carry my phone and my camera on me near the pool. We all push each other in, but you're safe if you have a phone on you. That is, unless someone manages to distract you and take it from you. Throwing people in has now become a 3 man operation.

Girls: How you feel about a guy crying depends on the reason why he is, ex. if it's because he misses his dead dog, then he's a total sweetheart, but if it's because a teacher yelled at him, he needs to grow some balls... amirite?

Honestly I think the same thing about girls. People who cry over everything annoy me.