It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?
It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

Bring a dead body.
"Wait, where did this come from?"

You dont live in Madagascar, amirite?

Nope. I used to, but I like to move it move it.

@ilikefurrywolves4815 sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so i can understand the harry potter POTD's...

All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
@Norma They're trying to say, "These flowers are like our love; beautiful at first, but then starts to die and we hold...

Or they could give plastic flowers and say, "These flowers are like our love; completely and utterly fake, as well as a magnet for dust and spiders."

Ladies: It would be cool to be able to retract your boobs. So you can stick them out when you need them, and suck them back in when you don't, amirite?

Go-Go Gadget Boobs!

We're overdue for an eruption in Yellowstone, We're overdue for Earth's magnetic field switching, We're approaching a galactic alignment, We're seeing natural disasters in places that don't necessarily witness these things. At some point in our life, shit's gonna go down, amirite?

Shit already went down. Shit is always going down. Tornadoes and Indian attacks and tsunamis and plagues of locusts, slave rebellions and solar eclipses and hordes of vikings come to pillage, volcanoes and freak lightning strikes and houses foolishly built on fault lines, packages lost in the mail and plummeting coconuts and poisonous snakes that get into people's homes and just ruin everyone's day, terrorists and extremists and boyfriends who cheat and toilets that get frequently clogged. The world is full of shit. It has always been full of shit. We see natural disasters of some sort at least once a month. Somewhere a forest is burning, a murderer is plotting, a religious fanatic is predicting the next apocalypse, and lava is slowly oozing out from a volcano in Hawaii. Shit went down in our parents lives, and our grandparents lives, and in the lives of the cavemen from whom we descended. Oh, you're a creationist? Well I'm sure some shit went down in God's workshop while he tried to figure out how to get our feet on straight. This post is meaningless. It means nothing.
Oh look, I told you off. Some shit just went down.

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?

It's not funny because I have the same problem. My name is Nick but people mispronounce it as "Hey retard"

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?

That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce.
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"These flowers are dead."
"Yeah, we need to talk"

You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
What do people who are sorted into Hufflepuff hear from the Sorting Hat? "Well, you're not nearly smart enough to be in Ravenclaw. Nope, not brave either, so that's a no to Gryffindor. And you don't have enough ambition or pure enough blood for Slytherin. Looks like it's gonna be Hufflepuff for you!" amirite?
@Lexii Really good finders... o.0

If harry had been a hufflepuff maybe it wouldn't have taken him so long to find all those dang horcruxes

What do people who are sorted into Hufflepuff hear from the Sorting Hat? "Well, you're not nearly smart enough to be in Ravenclaw. Nope, not brave either, so that's a no to Gryffindor. And you don't have enough ambition or pure enough blood for Slytherin. Looks like it's gonna be Hufflepuff for you!" amirite?

I FIND that very offensive

Harry Potter could have made his life a lot easier if he would have been willing to use Avada Kedavra, amirite?
@1374249

Fine, then. How about a gun? Seriously, how badass would that final confrontation have been if Harry walked up and Tom was all

"Now, Potter, once and for all, you di-"

and then Harry pulled out a glock and was like

"Avada Kedavera, motherfucker BAM"