+667"I wear the pants in this relationship." "Don't be silly; in this relationship, we don't wear pants,", amirite?
+730If you don't sleep, you get tired. If you don't eat, you get hungry. If you don't drink, you get thirsty. If you don't do anything, you get bored. If you read this, you'll expect a punchline. There's not one. amirite?
+683You wouldn't be such a pessimist if you'd gotten accepted into Hogwarts when you were eleven, amirite?
+281When goats mate, it's called 'kidding'. 'JK' has taken on a whole new meaning, amirite?
+685I need to stop eating these... In order to do that, I should get them away from me... That would mean I'd have to get up... Why am I still eating these?... Wow, my will power is nothing... Well, they're all gone now, so I can't eat any more.... But I already ate so many... Maybe I should exercise to cancel it out... Again, with the getting up thing.... I'm so lazy..... amirite?
+376Manholes are round to prevent the escape of square-shaped monsters, amirite?
+762You know your parents don't really love you when they give you a toaster to play with in the bathtub, amirite?
+537Crumple-Horned Snorkacks are real and people need to stop doubting Luna, amirite?
+222Guns don't kill people; gaping holes through vital organs kill people. amirite?
+1,013Twilight rocks! I LOVE Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus! Yahoo wins. Harry Potter sucks. MLI not A. Myspace beats Facebook. You hate me now, amirite?
+768"I'm tired." "Go to sleep." "I don't want to." Stop complaining then, amirite?
+575You're answering the question "Do you like this post or not?" more than you're answering "Is it right?", amirite?