There's an alternate timeline where Willy Wonka just falls and dies at the start of that movie, amirite?

Do you have a video link because i would watch that on a loop?

Everyone between the ages of 13-19 is a Quarenteen, amirite?

And the Muslim teenagers are Quran-Teens

Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors. amirite?

We are all the same race

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

Haha jokes on them... ohno wait I did start a family...

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?
"Boys" usually precede "girls" but "ladies" usually precede "gentlemen.", amirite?
Yoda and Obi-Wan frequently visited Luke as Force Ghosts, but Anakin never did even though he was his father. amirite?
Voldemort has a better fov because he has no nose, amirite?
For some reason, we drink liquids when they're either cold or hot, but almost never when they're luke warm. amirite?
Bad parents end up teaching more than good parents, amirite?


Keyword, BAD

They teach you to be afraid of coming home after school, to walk quietly so you dont attract attention, to hide everything out of fear of repercussion. They dont teach useful things, just detrimental behaviours that can have a lasting effect on your life.

Clouds are big floating bays, just less compacted, amirite?

It's crazy that the oceans are above us

If there was a GTA India, killing a cow would probably be an automatic five stars. amirite?

Instead of a drug business you'd have an underground butcher shop

Nobody gave consent to be brought into life. amirite?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die, come watch TV.

You can't control the volume of your 's's, amirite?
It is a possibility that the human race might die out without ever finding a sign of another intelligent lifeform. amirite?