There's an alternate timeline where Willy Wonka just falls and dies at the start of that movie, amirite?

Do you have a video link because i would watch that on a loop?

Everyone between the ages of 13-19 is a Quarenteen, amirite?

And the Muslim teenagers are Quran-Teens

Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors. amirite?

We are all the same race

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

Haha jokes on them... ohno wait I did start a family...

Voldemort has a better fov because he has no nose, amirite?
For some reason, we drink liquids when they're either cold or hot, but almost never when they're luke warm. amirite?
Bad parents end up teaching more than good parents, amirite?


Keyword, BAD

They teach you to be afraid of coming home after school, to walk quietly so you dont attract attention, to hide everything out of fear of repercussion. They dont teach useful things, just detrimental behaviours that can have a lasting effect on your life.

Nobody gave consent to be brought into life. amirite?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die, come watch TV.

You can't control the volume of your 's's, amirite?
Urgent is more important than Important, amirite?

This isn't correct and it's what's wrong with the world. Many things are labelled important just because they're urgent. And many "urgent" things shouldn't even be classified as urgent in the first place.

It's crazy that the computer monitor has changed so much since 1990s, but the keyboard never changed. amirite?
Funny how corporations only care about mental health when business is on the line. amirite?

I mean... corporations are a business. They only exist to make money. That's their mission, their main concern, their lifeblood, etc. Everything else a corporation says and does is just PR to boost sales/profits.

I think it's funny that anyone would expect more from a corporation than being a soulless cash machine.

Uno must be hard to play in Spanish speaking countries. amirite?

Before Uno there was an extremely similar game, we had to proclaim "last card!"

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 Farting doesn't mean you ate bad food. They're actually a health sign. Not farting may be a sign of something not...

Idk why people think farting is bad. You're right, it's normal and healthy. Also if you wanna fart less just burp more, air has to go out of one or the other hole.

If college wasn't so expensive maybe we would have more medical professionals available. amirite?
@Caper-X We have a shortage of doctors and yet medical school is still nearly impossible to get in. Turns out they care...

Even if they could get in , soooo much money. I just rewatched a movie called 21 and the whole premise basically is the kid learns to count cards at Casinos to pay for medical school. He's crazy smart but doesn't have 300,000 dollars.