Jake Paul is the perfect alpha male and a winner, amirite?

go salute your shorts

Babies cry so often when they get their diaper changed because the majority of their life has been in a wet/soiled diaper, and a dry diaper is uncomfortable to them. amirite?

Baby mind reader over here y'all.

Sharks have been around for 450 million years and the Mosasaurs went extinct 65.5 million years ago. So the Mosasaurs went extinct and sharks didn't. amirite?

It sure seems the largest animals always suffer from environmental/food chain changes, first.

sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

This is why I don't wear clothes

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
The most discriminated people, are homeless people, amirite?
@Boknows12 Dude most homeless people (this comes from working with a lot of these people) CHOOSE to be homeless. And to be...

This is what people fail to realise..... a lot of the time homelessness is a choice. But you can't say it out loud because it hurts people's feelings (usually people living in a nice warm home with spare rooms where they choose not to home some of the poor homeless people).

Sugar is the most letal drug and the authorities don't do much about it, amirite?

They want us to have select bad things for various reasons. If we were totally free, all bad things would be included. It's like we are in a controlled environment. A "Somewhat Natiral Selection."

Calling your child "son" is completely normal, but calling your child "daughter" is pretty unusual. amirite?
There's a possibility you ate a bag of chips where each chip was from a different potato, amirite?

Dude. My sleep schedule is already horrible, and you just completely destroyed it

The inhabitants of North Sentinel Island may well inherit the earth, and never even know it. amirite?

I don't know why they don't just embrace capitalism and plastic like the rest of us and get off their damn high horses

If a giant comet or meteor hits the Earth we will have some cool satellite footage of it, amirite?
@fragsworth But the folks on the ISS would have a helluva view

Oh yeah of course, but then those on the ISS wouldn't really be able to return to earth easily, at least not on a Dragon as I have some doubt that the side hatch can be opened from inside (unless is a nonstandard emergency switch somewhere hidden within the firmware of the craft..? <Have no doubts that Elon/other Engineers @ SpX has that covered as a possibility, but who knows in reality. ?>

Vegetarians are only seen as militant because we only ever hear from the loud ones, amirite?

I heard a joke once

"How do you know if someone is vegan?"

"THEY'LL EFFING TELL YOU"

as a vegan this joke never made sense to me, but maybe it justifies the besieged mindset of a meat eater

Dads don't care about their yard looking nice. They just want to be left alone for a couple of hours each week. amirite?

I took up marathon running when I had young children…

The greatest investment a wealthy person can do is buy a money printing machine, amirite?

You must of been born yesterday

Teenagers with paralyzed arms hav to deal with a constant hornieness that they can't get rid of, amirite?

That's the t-rex effect