Dating apps do not want you to find someone; they want you to stay single so that you keep paying for their service. amirite?
If your fingers didn't have bones you could wiggle them like worms. amirite?
In about 30 years, some senior citizens in retirement homes will be listening to gangster rap and grunge music. amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk And... hang on to your seats... playing video games The mind boggles

Gen X, the first generation to appreciate video gaming as a whole, are in their mid-50s now. Thus, I expect nursing homes to equip these elders with Ataris, NES's and soon Sega Genesis consoles.

If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?

Why would you do it at the equator specifically? Anywhere in the world walking at the sun's pace will yield the same result

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

It's less of knowing and more of just doing it. Most of your body functions are not directly controlled by your brain but by your cells and chemicals for communicating.

For all we have to do to keep our teeth from rotting out of our mouths, it's intriguing that some acient skulls still have their teeth intact. amirite?

There is a distinct difference between skulls before refined sugar was common place and after.

For how good it feels when you go, it's surprising more people don't purposefully hold it longer when they have to pee. amirite?

It's unhealthy to hold it, and not everyone gets the same sense of satisfaction as you apparently do from it

The Joker isn't funny because so many real life individuals want to emulate his persona. amirite?

Wanna see a magic trick?

The more items on a menu, the worse the food usually is, amirite?

Yeah, I've learned so much from Kitchen Nightmares

the amount animosity that the tran community receives is hard to understand given that they constitute less that 1% of the population in every country, amirite?
One day your parent(s) put you down and they never picked you up again ever. amirite?
For the average person becoming Batman is more attainable than becoming Bruce Wayne. amirite?

Not really though? Batman is only Batman because of his enormously deep pockets and his inherited money.

It's more likely someone can be daredevil just close your eyes and feel the vibrations of ass kickery

The difference between the number of times you have entered and exited any room anywhere is only ever a maximum of 1. amirite?

You can't be stuck forever in a room more than once

There is only enough lithium on planet earth to provide 1-in-5 people with an electric car. amirite?

...which is more cars than are currently on the road. So....what's your point?

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?