Blackmail is the currency of social progress. amirite?

No wonder why I haven't gotten anywhere

Superheroes don't have secret identities as normal people, normal people have secret identities as superheroes. amirite?

That's the case with Marvel. DC is the opposite with the major heroes.

It's not that we may never reach the end of the universe that scares me, but we may never reach another galaxy. amirite?
For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Hatchadi The female organism is a myth

I just had 3 myths in a row last night.

Most animals are bastards... amirite?

Hold on. Sorry.

What do you mean, "most?"

The association of wisdom with being old, gave a lot of old people respect they don't deserve. amirite?

I can understand some undeserved respect , but when you watch a man turn a piece of fire wood into a chair Respect is due .

people believe that the illuminati is the most secret society even though it's clearly the most popular one, amirite?
No one is ever the right amount of whelmed. amirite?

Just finished dinner with a beer. Considering which whiskey to taste after dinner. I am aptlywhelmed.

There isn't a proper Love Triangle that is completely hetrosexual. amirite?
caramel could be considered honey's hot sister, amirite?

And just like a hot person, a much sooner expiration date for how vastly greater it is

Kevin Mcallister committed far more felonies than the Wet Bandits ever did. amirite?
@Missannthropic Absolutely it is.

i think its only a felony if someone would be surprised if there was a booby trap there

seriously

if you put up a sign saying something like "danger, enter at own risk" you'd be in the clear

You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?

Elon Musk:. "Hold my beer."

Superhero movies teach us that it's okay to kill people, as long as we deem them ‘bad' first. amirite?
@Camperofjustice How do you figure? Wolverine is an Xman, and Deadpool was once an Avenger.

I would consider them Anti-Heroes. Deadpool and Wolverine definitely do good and can be Heroic they kill and aren't most of the time heroic (I would put Wolverine closer to Hero than Deadpool though).

Homosexuality is most likely humanity's natural form of population control. amirite?
In the end, what matters is not that you make your parents proud, but that your children are proud of you, amirite?

More about what nursing home they choose