About me.

I most likely know much more about Seinfeld than you.

I think making fun of hipsters is getting old, mainly because it's the exact same joke with a different example. (funny the first couple times, but it gets exponentially more old with each "new" joke)

I also think it's getting old to hate on all girls who wear make up.
However, girls who tan should be made fun of relentlessly.

I don't really understand why people are against gay marriage.

All right. Time for favorites.
Books: 1984, The Phantom Tollbooth, Brave New World, Tidewater Morning, The Clockwork Orange, Childhood's End.

Movies: Basically anything Coen Brothers or Quentin Tarantino, there are some more, but I'm blanking.

Music: Radiohead, Muse (except The Resistance), Gustav Mahler, Gorillaz, Wu-Tang Clan, Jeff Buckley, Sufjan Stevens, Silversun Pickups, Chet Baker, Clifford Brown, The Count Basie Orchestra, Buddy Rich.