Guys: It would be a great idea to save all your semen after you masturbate and put them into vials, so eventually you could have enough to package into a cup and send to a yogurt company for a taste test. If things go well, it could even become a national business where supermodels would "assist" you in producing the creamy goodness, amirite?
It's always fun when the school bus takes a detour, even if it goes back to school to pick up the idiot who missed the bus, amirite?

Or like when you were in 8th grade, and your bus driver forgot his route, missed the turn to your school, tried to reroute through a not through street, and then had to back out, hitting a dumpster on the way back..or something like that.

Most theatre people are awesome, amirite?

"Most theatre people are awesome" - Most Theatre People

Finding a good college that is right for you is so hard, amirite?
Pizza flavored Goldfish don't really taste like pizza, amirite?

can't say they really taste like goldfish though, either.

Some people really shouldn't wear yoga pants, amirite?
You wouldn't say "I know karate!" if you actually knew it, amirite?

"Back off, I'm a white belt."

There's always those few people that act like they are are better than everyone? But then they rude to you and then it comes and bites them in butt, but you kinda wanted that to happen to them but you still feel a little bad. amirite?

I would make fun of your flagrant lack of proof reading, but I wouldn't want it to come and bite me in butt.

It's awkward when you're at a red light and you look at the person next to you and they're already looking at you, amirite?

i always do the "look ahead" just to be safe.

The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?
The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?

Why are you calling people fat and stupid, and tripping them?
Even if the assumptions are correct, which they probably are, then I'm safe to assume you're a huge douche. The point of the first set of posts was that often times there's a reason why acts the way they do.

Our culture is overridden with perversion. For example, you can make a common phrase so much less innocent by just adding a wink: "Nice guys finish last ;)". When did we get so dirty-minded, amirite?

i forgot to apply my acne ointment this morning ;)

If peanut butter and jelly is not dripping out of your PBJ, you're not making it right, amirite?
@Just let them make their fucking sandwich the way they want

i'm 112% sure that if I give people the power to make their fucking sandwich the way they want, countries would crumble in chaos.

If peanut butter and jelly is not dripping out of your PBJ, you're not making it right, amirite?

did i seriously write a plural subject with a singular verb?

Technically you should be allowed to wear things with holes/rips in them to church because they are holey. amirite?