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You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?

you're a poet and you didn't even realize it....

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +65Reply
Guys: It would be a great idea to save all your semen after you masturbate and put them into vials, so eventually you could have enough to package into a cup and send to a yogurt company for a taste test. If things go well, it could even become a national business where supermodels would "assist" you in producing the creamy goodness, amirite?
You always wonder were actors get newborn children. Its not like you rent them, amirite?

What do you mean "It's not like you rent them"

I've been in the baby renting business for the past 5 years. And business is booming.

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +25Reply
Most theatre people are awesome, amirite?

"Most theatre people are awesome" - Most Theatre People

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +22Reply
How in the hell do they get those cars in the malls, amirite?

In mine, the cars were already there, and we built the mall around them.

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +15Reply
A lot of people say that, if George Washington were still alive, he would tell us what a horrible job we're doing with our country. I personally think that he would say something along the lines of "I'm two hundred and eighty years old! Why aren't I dead yet?", amirite?

or "i'm 280 years old and wat is this...."

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +10Reply
You used to think the red skittles were cherry, not strawberry, amirite?

I was under the impression they were "red flavored"

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +8Reply
You like to weigh yourself before and after you poop, amirite?

i just poop on the scale...

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +3Reply
With the way America is going, they should start making bras for men. amirite?
Rich people drink lemonade. Poor people drink financial ade, amirite?
@375176

Certainly, but it's not lemonade. That delectable combination of sugar, lemons, and water is just out of my price range.

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +28Reply
You wouldn't say "I know karate!" if you actually knew it, amirite?

"Back off, I'm a white belt."

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +5Reply
Finding a good college that is right for you is so hard, amirite?
The difference between gay men and straight men; Gay men look at the CLOTHES on the women, straight men look at the WOMEN, in the clothes, amirite?

ohhhh, THAT'S the difference. i was under the impression it had to do with liking dudes.

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +21Reply
When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?

but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.

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Girls: You love hugging tall guys, because you get to stand on your tip toes and swing your arms around their neck, or wrap your arms around them and bury your face in their chest, amirite?

Guys: you love hugging tall girls, because you get to wrap your arms around them and bury your face in their chest hello smilie , amirite?

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino +1Reply