+473You think your life's bad ? try being an egg.. you only get laid once, you only get eaten once, it takes you 10 minutes to get hard and only 2 to get soft, you share your box with 11 others, and the only chick to ever sit on your face is your mom. amirite?
+552The Bachelorette: Let's get a woman to cheat on 25 men at the same time and see whos dumb enough to not want to leave. amirite?
+276Halo: Reach out this month, Call of Duty: Black Ops out next month, sorry ladies, say bye to you're boyfriends for a while. amirite?
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+472People remember the bad, you can build 2000 bridges and suck 1 dick, now you're known as a dick sucker not a bridge builder. Amirite?
+322A man with a pony tail is saying "Hey, don't fuck with me." while a man with pigtails is saying "Hey, hold these while you fuck me." amirite?
+278Plastic surgery gives people the rare opportunity to have your outer appearance match your inner appearance, fake. amirite?
+223Waking up with a hangover only to see your phone says you have been tagged in a photo on facebook, is probably the worst feeling in the world. amirite?