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Technically, straight men and women have the exact same amount of sex, amirite?
@Whalebird Indeed, unless one of them is cheating on the other

Then the opposite sex is still keeping things in balance. I think it's worth clarifying, though, that straight men and straight women have the exact same amount of straight sex.

Our testicles are nearly always in complete darkness, amirite?

Batman: You hear that Bane? You're a ball bag.

Portal is Half-life 3, amirite?

yo... that kinda is logical but we need a black mesa hl3 not aperture tech

Teenagers are sick and tired of being stereotyped as dumb and stupid, and adults are dumb and stupid for believe in such stereotypes, amirite?
@Probably a dumb teenager too

Yea, definitely a stupid teenager. They have life figured out... hahahahaha Hahahaha I pooped a little.

With as much as babies cry and scream, it's a miracle that none of us have serious vocal cord damage from birth. amirite?

That's a good point actually, babies can just scream and scream without ever damaging heir voice as older humans would, I want an explanation, someone ?

We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?
@No they are not. They are probably parents that value happiness over money.

At the expense of their own child's future and then at taxpayer expense, meaning that they irresponsibly made their child a burden to society.

Read what I wrote, clown. "no matter the cost to the child" - in other words: "go study communism, women's rights and Oprah's book club if that makes you happy. Borrow money that you never intend to repay to do it. Blame others for your inability to support yourself. Live without purpose other than complaint" - You know, I'm sure you will support that regimen because it is the life of a perennial victim.

The wind is gay because all it does is blow you. amirite?

Or it's bi, because it blows everyone. It's not picky.

Taxidermist have two options when it comes to giving their kids a stuffed animal. amirite?

You think this is how JD and Turk ended up with Rowdy?

Electricity isn't used directly, amirite?
People who live on a smartphone screen have no right to complain about an appartments lack of view. amirite?

Yes they do. Only because your life is keeping you in the digital world, doesn't mean you don't want some nice view for when you get off. I guess this is a punch towards Smartphone Zombies but not everyone working with Smartphones does this for pure entertainment or addiction. Also, even if... Let people enjoy things.

a pc has more consoles than a console, amirite?

Consoles than a console?

The animals that we kill the most have the lowest chance of going extinct as a cause of our actions. amirite?
@jishuah Humans

Wrong, we will cause our own downfall

No pain no gain is a lie, amirite?

But no risk no fun is still true

Technically, straight men and women have the exact same amount of sex, amirite?
Most celebrities wouldn't be considered attractive if they were normal people. amirite?
@Thepigwithwings Source?

Have you ever met any celebrities? IME they are always shorter than expected.