If Mr. Krabs has so much money, why does he wear the same outfit all the time, amirite?

wht does tht have 2 do with anything?

Apple is going waay too fast. 'I just bought the last iPod nano! Now its touchscreen?!', amirite?

its touchsecrren now?! damn...

You have an account on Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter, amirite?

well then those ppl have no social life

Shane Dawson is stupid and annoying, amirite?

ur a bitch

You are not a Muslim, amirite?

were talking religion here. not race.

We all know where lightning comes from, but where does thunder come from, amirite?

i no where thunder comes from. my sister did tht so i can get a lower average score.

Its really cute when a g/bf walks up behind their g/bf, and covers up thier eyes and says "Guess who?", amirite?

no its not... its adorable... =)

What do Muslims say when they're surprised? "Holy shi'ite!", amirite?

not all Muslims are shi'ite. im a Muslim, but sunni =)

Excuse me gentlemen: uhm... please keep your hands out of your lady's clothing (shirt, pants, etc.), unless you are at home. Do whatever you want to do with her at home, okay?, amirite?

hell no. its never fine. im saying tht tht men shudnt be tuchin their mates like tht in public

You could just give little kids regular rubber bands and tell them they are circle shaped Silly Bandz and they wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Amirite?

they call them eggs too =)

Its really cute when a g/bf walks up behind their g/bf, and covers up thier eyes and says "Guess who?", amirite?

oh yea.. even ur own bf/gf. they'll be terrified

Coffee, chocolate and men: some things are just better rich amirite?

i go it off a mug, lol

You hate it when messy eaters have braces and their food is every where, including all over their face, amirite?

yes its just sick, and when they smile u wanna tell em not to.

Egyptians: biggest fucking hipsters. Ever. amirite?

excuse me but i am egyptian. watch ur damn mouth

Middle schoolers should not be having sex, even if its protected, amirite?

thts also tru. but i didnt wnt 2 copy a post. i no a preg 6th grader