I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?

"I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see."

Tell me I'm not the only one who's mind went to the gutter.

Now that you think about it, you wonder how many people's last words were "I think there's one in the pantry.", amirite?
@1822245

At first I thought you were saying how Einstein's last words were "Imagine how many people have died on the toilet."

Some women need to realize when too much is too much, amirite?

Meh. My standards are low enough, I'd still tap that.

Girls: Sometimes you wish you could just walk around in a sports bra. amirite?

Guys: Sometimes you wish girls would just walk around in sports bras, amirite?*

Some references to popular sitcoms make you want to stand by a legen ... wait for it ... jump, amirite?
@heethebobo Idgi

I like how people downvoted my comment like, "You don't watch HiMYM? Well... Well... FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

In 2006, astronomers sought to better define the heavenly bodies in our universe and unfortunately, Pluto lacked some of the characteristics to be in the same class as Mercury, Earth, or the rest of the eight. Though many of us think of this as a stupid decision, we have to realize that demoting Pluto wasn't their intention: they didn't planet that way, it just happened, amirite?
The "This Is War" Harry Potter video on YouTube gave you chills, amirite?

To cheer you all up: YouTube video thumbnail

Guys: Sometimes you're just sitting there, having a poo, when you look down and say to yourself, "You know, my penis is literally in the toilet bowl. That's somewhat fucking disgusting," amirite?
@Frank_n_Furter I'm not a guy, but as a female I've always thought about how males can go poo without it going disastrously wrong.

Ah. Well I misinterpreted your comment - to me, it sounded like you were saying it always went disastrously wrong for women, and that you often thought about the fact that males can do so without that happening. However, I understand now.

If you're interested, the penis doesn't exactly curve back beneath your ass in a manner that would lead to you pooping on it. Also, it's unlikely that it will actually be touching the water, mainly because when it's not erect, which it probably won't be at this time, it will (for almost everyone, I'd assume) not reach it, unless the water is very high. And if you were hard, it's uncomfortable and sometimes painful to have it bent down very far, so it will most likely not be at an angle that could possibly reach the water. However, that would definitely make it much more easy to experience the disgustingness that is the underside of the toilet rim.

dat text wall

Agnostics are just atheists without balls, amirite?
Guys: If a girl hits you first, you should be allowed to hit them back without looking like a jerk, amirite?
Pregnant women should not abort the child they don't want if the father still wants to keep it and be its guardian, because it is his child, too, and he has just as much right to it as the mother, amirite?
@1841606

I was considering upvoting until ""Will the man even stick around once the baby's born? Maybe, but statistics say no."

"Yes I want the baby but I won't stay"

Dafuq?

HonestTea should go one step further and make more drinks, but with special abilities. Such as ImmortaliTea, DisabiliTea, FataliTea, or HomosexualiTea, amirite?

FATALITEA.

They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
Nice guys are ugly, hot guys are jerks, and hot nice guys are gay, amirite?
@1812394

Your thesis statement in this comments is really well bound by the supporting paragraphs; I see exactly what you mean. You've also included the perfect amount of evidence, and your marvelously crafted wordplay through sheer literary genius is outstanding.

Bravo, my friend.

Prayer "aiding" recovery from disease is a result of the placebo effect, not divine intervention, amirite?
@swimlax http://amirite.net/706418/1666806 Can you explain luck to me? How are you sure there's no divine intervention? and...

So because I argue against your proof really being proof, I'm passing it off as bullshit? Considering I gave evidence for my views, that's not really the case.

Luck: Success or failure apparently brought by chance rather than through one's own actions.

And I cannot be sure there's no divine intervention. However, I do not need to disprove that there is divine intervention, you need to prove that there is. Going back to a previous statement I made: if I were to claim that a mutated horse were orbiting Jupiter (furthering this claim by referring to a book that claims it to be true, a book with many contradictions that was also written my multiple people throughout 1500-5000 years in the past) it would be ridiculous for me to claim that someone else needs to prove that it's not true, instead of me proving that it is true.

"God does not like to be tested." I hear this argument very frequently. I also frequently hear that we humans cannot understand the divine will and unlimited intelligence of Him. If the latter is true, then claiming that God does not like to be tested is a ridiculous assertion, as we cannot know what He does and does not like.