"I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see."
Tell me I'm not the only one who's mind went to the gutter.
I like how people downvoted my comment like, "You don't watch HiMYM? Well... Well... FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT."
No, because it's good to be on amirite.
I was considering upvoting until ""Will the man even stick around once the baby's born? Maybe, but statistics say no."
"Yes I want the baby but I won't stay"
At first I thought you were saying how Einstein's last words were "Imagine how many people have died on the toilet."
Guys: Sometimes you wish girls would just walk around in sports bras, amirite?*
This is one of those situations where "Cool story, bro," is very much applicable.
Oh, I thought "I think there's one in the pantry," had some relevance and it was a joke. I didn't realize it was an example. YYA then.
Interesting?! More like downright depressing.
Does nobody get that this is a joke? Jesus, I thought the amirite community was intelligent.
Meh. My standards are low enough, I'd still tap that.
Well yeah, I did utilize said button, but I also felt compelled to comment so if did become POTD, I could be all "l0l noobs i sure iz smrat lolol yea?"
At first I thought you meant replying to anime chicks.
And before "I'm going to" it was something else in Old English. Seriously, languages evolve. Not sad at all.