+1,720Give a fish a fish, and you introduce the concept of slavery to an entire species. Teach a fish to fish, and you make him a mythical, nightmarish murderer feared by his own kind. So maybe just stay away from fish, amirite?
+444years ago we mocked computer and video game nerds for being anti-social as they stared at their screens. Their revenge on us: social networking. amirite?
+217It seems like reincarnation is kind of a valid idea. I mean, why should we get to live long luxurious lives but the chicken on your plate lives a short life, gets raised inhumanely, and is killed for food? Wouldn't it be more fair if we all experienced everything? amirite?
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+491Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar pot's empty, just like your head! Amirite?
+816Just because a rape victim was wearing a low cut shirt or a short skirt doesn't mean she was asking to be raped. Women should be able to wear what they want without fear of being attacked, and those guys need to learn some self control and learn how to keep it in their pants like the rest of the men do, amirite?
-3There once was a rapping tomato, that's right I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day from April to May and also guess what it was me, amirite?
+1,411Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8, amirite?
+24Girls: You have once in your lifetime worn a ring on your left ring finger pretending to be married. amirite?