Whenever you find out someone is Jewish, you immediately feel the need to tell them the first Jew joke that comes to mind. However, you always look around before you tell a joke about black people to make sure none are around. Amirite?
@1875388

Okay? I fail to see why you are so ridiculously stupid.

Whenever you find out someone is Jewish, you immediately feel the need to tell them the first Jew joke that comes to mind. However, you always look around before you tell a joke about black people to make sure none are around. Amirite?
@1874976

:) Tis me and I am sexy as Hell!

Whenever you find out someone is Jewish, you immediately feel the need to tell them the first Jew joke that comes to mind. However, you always look around before you tell a joke about black people to make sure none are around. Amirite?
@1874593

It's a shame that you have no clue what you're talking about. Loser.

It'd be interesting to see how people would live through their unwanted pregnancy if they could not abort their child (as in it being literally impossible to get rid of the child, no matter their actions barring the death of the woman they will have to carry the child, alcohol and such would still have a negative effect on the child but not the death of the child), amirite?

Seeing a pissed off pregnant woman is definitely NOT interesting. Trust me, one tried to spray Raid in my eyes.

If you plan on staying in California for an extended period of time, you shouldn't sleep naked because you KNOW the big one is going to hit eventually and you'll want to be wearing something when you have to run outside, amirite?
You hate when you're washing your face and water runs down your forearm, amirite?
You hate when you're washing your face and water runs down your forearm, amirite?

I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and that happens. Still can't figure out why it happens...

Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?

There's usually that one clean one that no one has used.

Often times you think "Ooh I want to eat that, but I shouldn't. I'll just eat that other healthier thing." You wonder how different your body would look if you just always ate what you wanted the first time, amirite?

You have to follow your gut and never second guess yourself. I eat whatever I want the first time every time!

If a woman lies about being on birth control the man shouldn't be forced to support the child, amirite?
@Emaphina ...why on earth would a woman lie about being on birth control?!

Maybe she thinks that if she gets pregnant the guy will stay with her and she is afraid of him leaving her. Bitches be crazy!

So much for "But I'm sure this will be my last one for a while."

It makes no sense that politicians changed the definition of pregnancy, a biological occurence that can only happen for a short period every month in a woman and that we did not create, and say that it actually happens two weeks before the woman conceives just to make it harder for women to have an abortion, but that they won't change the definition of marriage, a concept that we created and could redefine any time, to benefit the rights of homosexuals. Amirite?
It's kind of funny how people are so naive to think that banning something or making something illegal will make it completely disappear, amirite?
Since Earth is made up of about 71% water, it's probably a good idea to learn how to swim. amirite?

Or just stay on the 29% of land.

It's awful when you let your hair down and it just won't stop giving you that look of sheer disappointment, amirite?