Bloody hell, more period jokes.
Gasp! The Greatest Dad Paradox!
Everyone on the internet is smart in school.
What the fuck is this? I bet this was written by one of those girls who wants to have a "gay best friend" but thinks that all lesbians are attracted to her.
I really wanted this to say "I just had sex"
Can someone figure out how to write that in maths?
At first I thought this was referring to the new regional manager, and I got really angry.
ANDY BERNARD IS PERFECT.
I always wondered why there was only a Asian Club and African American Club at my high school, and what the administration would say if I proposed a "European Heritage Society."
It sucks that they're not as cute in the futer :/
Yeah, seriously. They were already celebrating, and then he's just like PSYCH GRYFFINDOR WINS
What is the emoticon supposed to be? A guy with balls in his mouth? A walrus?
And every future president begins with AT&T
That is one of the shittiest ideas I may have ever heard. Are we living in fucking medieval times? I think we've moved past violent and public punishments.
Maybe it's more likely to work, but I don't think any one deserves to be tortured or killed, even if they are a pedophile / repeat offender.
This view comes out of my trust in humanity, as well as my belief that the .01% of people who didn't commit the crime they're accused of (number is by no means accurate) shouldn't have to be subjected to physical torture.
A lifetime sentence is enough punishment. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Cinco de Mayo is my face?
A trustworthy website is one that has a "are you sure you want to exit this page?" popup whenever you try to x out.