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Mermaids wear starfish bras because starfish have mouths on their bellies, amirite?

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Yeah- it sucks, doesn't it?
That's why I got it for you.

Mermaids wear starfish bras because starfish have mouths on their bellies, amirite?

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...
That's cold. That's cold.
Milky too.
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The Niagara Falls would be a far more spectacular tourist attraction if they made it one entire waterfall over the entire cliff, amirite?
@TimeAmateur "Far more popular". As if it's not popular enough already?

No, but as so it could always become far more popular. Since annual tourism could always increase by millions.

Since Greenland refused to sell their land to the U.S. at President Trump's request, and it's mainly the east coast of Greenland that Trump mainly wants, Donald Trump should try again, but this time- offer to purchase the land all along the east coast. A land portion narrow like Chile. Greenland would more likely- if not absolutely 100% agree to sell that land portion to the U.S. since the remaining mainland of Greenland would still be present and independent AND Greenland could STILL use the money where and how they want to in Greenland, amirite?

Not necessarily any of their land. They just don't want Greenland as they know it, to go down in history. Which won't be the case if only a portion were sold and for many times their Gross Domestic Product.