"Son, Im sorry to say this, but your dog just passed away......all over my body"
If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.
Don't sleep at all....or a fairy will break into your house and steal yo shit.
"Alright, just jump in the bag, there's candy."
Push him out of the way, hit all the buttons.....then run out and laugh :D
How the hell is that not racist? plus, your username says Detroit.
It was 2 Hydrogen molecules and an oxygen molecule having 3-way sex.
This is the most highly retarded post I've ever read, you know what else? 2+2=4+3=7, 10+1=11, 7/11! holy shit we're all getting free slushies at 7/11!
No, a Mass-turbate. :D
We should riot!