Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
Add the phrase "all over my body" to the end of any sentence, and it's automatically disturbing. amirite?

"Son, Im sorry to say this, but your dog just passed away......all over my body" d smilie

If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?

If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

Nobody likes whorish olive oil, amirite?
Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?
Don't sleep with you head under the pillow, or you will wake up with a mouth full of coins and no teeth, amirite?

Don't sleep at all....or a fairy will break into your house and steal yo shit.

"Alright, just jump in the bag, there's candy."

Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON, amirite?

Push him out of the way, hit all the buttons.....then run out and laugh :D

Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?
Not to be racist or anything, but there shouldn't be black Santas, amirite?

How the hell is that not racist? plus, your username says Detroit.

Whoever invented water should have a whole religion devoted to him, amirite?
@ThatOneNut It was me.

It was 2 Hydrogen molecules and an oxygen molecule having 3-way sex.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

This is the most highly retarded post I've ever read, you know what else? 2+2=4+3=7, 10+1=11, 7/11! holy shit we're all getting free slushies at 7/11!

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
Whoever invented water should have a whole religion devoted to him, amirite?
When you hear the words "Political party," you picture George Washington running through the front yard naked and Lincoln passed out drunk on the porch. Amirite?