Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?

If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

Nobody likes whorish olive oil, amirite?
Add the phrase "all over my body" to the end of any sentence, and it's automatically disturbing. amirite?

"Son, Im sorry to say this, but your dog just passed away......all over my body" d smilie

Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?
Adele's song "Rolling in The Deep" is talking about her fat rolls, amirite?

No, she's talking about your fat rolls.

Whoever invented water should have a whole religion devoted to him, amirite?
@ThatOneNut It was me.

It was 2 Hydrogen molecules and an oxygen molecule having 3-way sex.

"He killed himself, isn't that so sad?" So you're saying he willing took his own life, by his hand and only his, when he clearly wanted death, and I should feel sorry for him? amirite?

I agree with this partially, the sad part would be how fucked up their lives had to have been for them to kill themselves.

‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Rap? More like "I wanna gang rape you. Bitches love getting gang-raped"

Masturbating in the bathroom of a plane is hijacking, amirite?

So climaxing would be called "skymaxing"? ;)

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
Fuck school and all that learning crap! The only letters I need to know are U, S and A! Amirite?

what about J O B?

Whoever invented water should have a whole religion devoted to him, amirite?

And this is why.....we love god :)

Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?

If there is ever a day that Favvkes doesn't comment on POTD, I'll think she died... ono smilie

Cross Country is not a sport, it's just running which is just exercise, amirite?
@cross country takes no skill anyone can run in other sports you actually have to be good at something

Yo loser, go run 6 miles straight at a 6:45 pace and tell me you put no effort into that.