Virgins: You would prefer not to lose your virginity in a hotel. Having sex in a bed where there has been countless other naked bodies just isn't as romantic, amirite?

There's a big difference between being with someone for two years, being close to them and wanting to give it to them, and having sex just for the sake of having sex. They're obviously not in the relationship just for the sex. Why are you telling them not to judge your opinion when you're judging them? I'm not against virgins for being a virgin, I'm against hypocrites.

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I might be completely off on this but, why do you have to get good grades in college? Shouldn't you just have to get your degree? Its not like your future employer is going to check your grades, amirite?
@MR_ "an C?" I can tell you aren't making very good grades either.

At least I'm not so insecure about my intelligence that I have to correct other people's minuscule grammar mistakes in order to try to make myself seem smart.

Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
@CapedCrusader 2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes sense, those things can be vicious!

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?
@Serg sorry, no one can make this POTD. Not even Anthony. The POTD chooses itself

The POTD chooses Anthony, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from Anthony. After all, the creator of MLIA did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.

Yeah, I had a really hard time bending that quote to fit. Suggestions for how to improve it?

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?

It feels great to take off to Pigfarts in your rocket ship after a long day of rolling around on the floor.

A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
@SuperFastJellyFish I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."

Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.

Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.

All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

With all of the hulabaloo about Casey Anthony, you overlooked the memorable moment when Southern Sudan became their own country, amirite?
@CBbasketball Great, now I feel guilty.

Why don't we send you to court? I'm sure they would find you innocent since we don't find psycho murderers guilty.

it's not fair that some girls have five guys drooling over them, when others have never even had one. amirite?

You know what IS fair?

Renaissance fairs, science fairs, county fairs, etc.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?

Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

The best books to reread are the Harry Potter books because then you can see all the crazy foreshadowing you missed when reading them the first time. Like in Chamber of Secrets: "holy shit, Harry feels close to the diary because they're both Horcruxs, how did I miss that?", amirite?
@Hear, hear.

ear, ear!

Anonymous +223Reply
Certain conspiracy theories make you want to take a hammer to your skull. amirite?

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

Anonymous +333Reply
Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
@_____________ Potter or Jesus?

To me, Potter IS Jesus. And Weasley is my king.

Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
It's fitting that Prince William is balding and Prince "Harry" is not, amirite?

Prince Harry and the Half-Bald Prince.