Not all drug users are bad people. My dad smokes weed and occasionally uses cocaine, and he is the most caring father I know. Druggies can be great people, amirite?

drugs are bad FOR you they dont make you a bad PERSON

They need to make sequels to the Incredibles and Monster inc. amirite?

No, they need to make movies with the same QUALITY as Monsters Inc. and the Incredibles.

First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"? amirite?

"her words hit me hard and my heart went off like a Nuclear Booooooooooooomb"

It's really hard being a good boyfriend. You gotta be nice, but not too nice, mean but not too mean, affectionate, but not too affectionate, have a solid routine but still be spontaneous, funny but not too carried away, caring with a hint of douche, selfless but still holding your identity, sensitive but still manly. Girls are just freaking complicated, amirite?

Is it Mario? Because he's been busting his ass for you for over 25 years. Take a hint.

isnt it a pet peeve when your friends text you and so you call them right back n all of the sudden they cant pick up the phone sooo after calling them a few time and they dont answer thier phoneyou txt them cuz you dont feel like calling them and becuz thier phone keeps going to voice mail so you text them and they reply like right after. so txting now makes calling friends soo last year wft ? ... amirite?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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