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There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?

@1701805

Bitch please, don't you know how hot I am? Just my surface is around 5505°C...

Sun +181Reply

We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?

The weird thing is it usually happens the first day in April. Hahaha like what's that all about?

Sarcasm_on_ice +100Reply

Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?

@1675306

That's why I constructed this manual, for people like you!

How to Get Liked on Amirite

1. Write "first" on any post that doesn't have any comments yet. People will admire your quick speed.
2. When commenting, ignore the Reply button. It's only there for decoration.
3. There's a user named Anthony on here that nobody likes. Send him insulting messages.
4. If there aren't many comments on POTD, say so. How else are people going to know?
5. If you don't like the current POTD, say so. People care, right?
6. If somebody votes down your post, report them.
7. If somebody votes down your comment, report them.
8. If somebody "steals your wall virginity", they're probably an online pedophile. Report them.
9. If one of your posts gets deleted, the mod probably just didn't get it. Keep re-posting it until they understand.
10. Lastly, and most important, never relate a comment to the post. People will think you're a freak.

Just follow the above rules and you should be fine!