There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?

Bitch please, don't you know how hot I am? Just my surface is around 5505°C...

We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?

The weird thing is it usually happens the first day in April. Hahaha like what's that all about?

Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?

That's why I constructed this manual, for people like you!

How to Get Liked on Amirite

1. Write "first" on any post that doesn't have any comments yet. People will admire your quick speed.
2. When commenting, ignore the Reply button. It's only there for decoration.
3. There's a user named Anthony on here that nobody likes. Send him insulting messages.
4. If there aren't many comments on POTD, say so. How else are people going to know?
5. If you don't like the current POTD, say so. People care, right?
6. If somebody votes down your post, report them.
7. If somebody votes down your comment, report them.
8. If somebody "steals your wall virginity", they're probably an online pedophile. Report them.
9. If one of your posts gets deleted, the mod probably just didn't get it. Keep re-posting it until they understand.
10. Lastly, and most important, never relate a comment to the post. People will think you're a freak.

Just follow the above rules and you should be fine! y smilie

Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!
@I really don't get it

HAHAHAHA!!!! Well, you had to be there.....

It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?
Did Noah have beavers on the ark? Where would he have kept them, amirite?
@Beavers actually dont eat wood, they just cut down trees to make homes The ark is stupid anyways, its not like noah...

Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!

The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. amirite?
I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? reads it again

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Albert_Einstein Oh I get it!

...says Albert Einstein to Dwight

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
It's called 'The Notebook' because guys should be taking notes, amirite?
@hellotourniquet Fuck that.

not with that attitude, you won't