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I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?
@Simon Damn Crobat, love all the comments why don't you.

I noticed that too... I was looking at the comments thinking, how does it have a love, but no upvotes. Then I realized they were all Crobat, just spreading the love around.

Someone should invent a hair removal product, and name it "Hairy Houdini". amirite?
@1362159

shit, and I usually use my hair removal products to make it grow faster...

Butterfingers are the rejects of Halloween candy, amirite?

It's definitely Good and Plenty that you meant to say here.

When you were little you always tried to open the cabinet under the sink. When you got older, you realized that it's not even a cabinet. amirite?

Oh, it does open. It might take some work, but once you finally open it, you will realize it is actually an entrance to Narnia.

I saw this one lady crying on biggest loser because she took a BITE of a 50 calorie cupcake...isn't a pound over 1300 pounds? Whats she got to be worrying about? amirite?

I would cry too if I thought one pound was over 1300 pounds

HTC makes the best phones, amirite?
You're not looking forward to Friday anymore, amirite?

Are you kidding... we we we so excited, we so excited.

You listen to AM radio. FM is just sooo dumb, right? amirite?

I'd say it really depends on where you live, they just dumped two of my favorite radio stations where I live, and even though I can preset up to 12 in my car I only have 3 I use. I'll listen to AM to get my news, but mostly I listen to my ipod.

Its stupid when people order a large drink instead of a medium when the refills are free, amirite?
@rilara Where do you live? It's only a small for a dollar here, and a medium is about $2.

That deal is going on here in california too, so it doesn't make sense to get anything but a large.

It's so annoying when you're watching a really good TV show and you say to yourself, "Okay, I'll go to bed after this one," and then another episode comes on right after, and the cycle keeps repeating itself for hours, amirite?

goddamn hulu continuous play, its like oh shit, how did I just watch 8 episodes of Parks and Rec in a row.

When you're a kid you love getting mail, but then as you get older it starts to suck because it's all bills, amirite?

It's all bills... or junk mail.

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms." Maybe nobody likes you because you're that weird kid that eats worms. Amirite?
@Is that from that ghost book about the girl who died on the fourth of july?

(Madmadie): No it from a song I learned as a kid. " Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones, See how they wiggle and squirm!" Maybe they put it in that book, but i've never read it

Exodus 21:20-21 "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property." I Love my religion, and my God. <3 amirite?

Its Alway Sunny in Philadelphia FTW

When a vegetable is raw its perfectly okay to eat it with your hands but as soon as you cook it you suddenly have to use a utensil, Amirite?
In Love the Way You Lie, "Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it window pane," is probably the cheesiest line Eminem has ever sung. Amirite?
@ImTheRealShady let's see you come up with anything better. eminem's a fucking genius.

I never said I didn't like Eminem, or that he wasn't any good. And I definitely never said I could do better. It just that every time I hear this song, that line just kills me.