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Being tired is a lot like being drunk. You shouldn't drive when tired, even if you're only slightly tired. When you get tired things become a lot funnier, and you say and do stupid things. Reading and writing also become more difficult. The more tired you are the more likely you are to pass out, if you're really tired you even might end up passed out on someones couch.
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Who the hell thought "trix are for kids" would be a good ad campaign. I'd rather have a box of treats.
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You wish that homework was more like google, you could starting typing the first few words and it would automatically complete itself.
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you have gone on WebMD looking up stomach pain and then decided it must be cancer.
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There are some people out there who think they are hot shit, but really they are just cold diarrhea.
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If facebook were to implement a "dislike" button, kids would start "disliking" status like "I had a GREAT day today! :D" and suddenly it would become a form of cyber-bullying and parents would try to sue facebook and have it shut down.
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When you are at the grocery store there are food isles for different cultures/races, there is a asian food isle, a hispanic food isle, but what about white people, where is our food at? Duh. The cracker isle.
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You either :D emoticons or >:O them, there really is no : /
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A song about irony, that uses examples of irony that aren't ironic, isn't that ironic?
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When a vegetable is raw its perfectly okay to eat it with your hands but as soon as you cook it you suddenly have to use a utensil,
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In Love the Way You Lie, "Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it window pane," is probably the cheesiest line Eminem has ever sung.
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You've said or thought something racist/sexist at least once before but don't' consider yourself to be racist/sexist.
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You've never actually heard an original Yakov Smirnof cliche "In Soviet Russia joke tells YOU" type joke, but you've just read the countless parodies on this site or elsewhere.
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"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms." Maybe nobody likes you because you're that weird kid that eats worms.
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Guys: It really weirds you out that girls periods can sync together. Girls: It kinda weirds you out too.
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