ExcuseMyCharisma

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@ashnicoleluvsblg she has cut herself 37 times, threw up 5 times this week, and attempted suicide twice.

But she still wants all of you to know that you are beautiful, and there is someone out there in the world for you.

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@1341920

beautiful woman*

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@ihearandomusic ...Who are the other 53 with?!

With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.

All just a typical day for an average person.

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There's literally nothing worse than having a relative with Alzheimer's, amirite?

Having two relatives with Alzheimer

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In the Harry Potter series, why didn't somebody just use a timeturner and kill Tom Riddle? amirite?

We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!

One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?

It almost makes you want to be a homo just so you can start everything you do with gay.

I took a gay shit

I made a gay post

I gay watched a movie

I took a gay nap

I gay played pokemon

will you gay pass me the ketchup?

I gay programmed for an hour

the list goes on lol.

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
@There is nothing traditional about love.

I'm not talking about love, I'm talking about marriage.

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?

If you park in the rear, I think that can be counted as gay parking.

After cleaning out your closet, there's no task you CANT take on! Clean out closet: check! Find a cure for cancer: done! Creat peace in the Middle East: OH YES! amirite?

Still can't QWOP.

The world would be much better if John Lennon was still alive. Amirite?

i'm actually going to say...no. because there are so many out there who are just as lovely and dreamy as john was, and have gotten much more done than john did. what john preached was not anything new or anything wholly original...nay, he was one of many, many dreamers. as much as you want to idealize his beliefs and statements to making a difference on his own, the fact is that dreams and ideas and thoughts do not die with an individual's death. in addition, john did not start anything, he voiced what was already happening, and what has happened inside of us since perhaps the beginning of human beings themselves. the world would be more or less the same if john were still alive. we have his memory, which is almost better than he himself because we can idealize him to an unbreakable extent. i love john lennon, but we must imagine and remember and how he makes us feel is not he himself but something that was already within us, always :)
i hope there was some sense in this paragraph.

Racism: the belief that there are inherent differences in people's traits and capacities that are entirely due to their race. Why is this so horrible to believe? It makes sense: each race originates from a different part of the world, and there they evolved separatley from the others. Certain races could totally be more biologically advanced than the others, amirite?

This is wrong because we didn't all develop in different parts of the world. Science has proven that all humans originated from the African continent then spread out. The differences in races are merely based on genes. Light skin and dark skin, brown hair and blonde hair, it's all genetic differences. This means that there is no true thing as race. Just cultures and genetics.

I think there is more good than evil in this world. It's just that a bomb sounds louder than a hug. amirite?