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Shoe size is the same as dick size to a foot fetishist. amirite?

Absolutely not lol. Bigger is for sure not always better. Smellier is always better 😌

Someone holds the global record for pooping their pants the most times. amirite?

I wonder who has the record for

  • the biggest single poo in one's pants (contained and not running down leg/s)
  • the biggest volume of poo in one's pants (uncontained and running down leg/s)
  • most poo's in someone else's pants.
Dinosaurs Lived just like humans; They went to School,Work,Played sports, committed crimes and had the same social norms as us. amirite?
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

When i worked at Walmart, we had sterilite boxes. I would wear the box like a turtle shell and try to sell it as an apartment. "This here is a two bed three bath 1500 square foot, runnin bout $2300 a month" it was TOO TRUE

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

Brain doesn't know either :) a lot of bodily functions are chemical reactions or are controlled somewhere else (think reflexes and your bowels).

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
Smirnoff Ice gets a lot of hate, but it's delicious. amirite?
@dankXD Today, in things that were never said

10 points to the person who's never been to a college party or a busy bar.

Gas station pumps that play loud commercials are dangerous and annoying, amirite?

2nd button down on the right side turns the sound off.

Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon So really the rich kids theory kinda checks out, in my opinion.

In the movie it's also shown that you can reject doors that are sent to you, so it makes sense that we never saw poorer rooms until the montage where they were travelling through the massive door transport area.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a fascist song, amirite?
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
Canned food should be required to have pull tabs because all can openers suck. amirite?

The $5 one I bought 10 years ago is still working well

Money is representation of your hardwork on a piece of paper. amirite?

It's the representation of how much banked labor you control. Nothing more. It is not always deserved and not always your labor.

American football should be called soccer, amirite?

I'm just glad the US has been eliminated from the World Cup. Now I can watch football at the bar today without all of the people pretending they care about soccer.

Don't just say "I don't get it" to an offensive joke, amirite?