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Shoe size is the same as dick size to a foot fetishist. amirite?

Absolutely not lol. Bigger is for sure not always better. Smellier is always better 😌

Someone holds the global record for pooping their pants the most times. amirite?

I wonder who has the record for

  • the biggest single poo in one's pants (contained and not running down leg/s)
  • the biggest volume of poo in one's pants (uncontained and running down leg/s)
  • most poo's in someone else's pants.
Dinosaurs Lived just like humans; They went to School,Work,Played sports, committed crimes and had the same social norms as us. amirite?
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

When i worked at Walmart, we had sterilite boxes. I would wear the box like a turtle shell and try to sell it as an apartment. "This here is a two bed three bath 1500 square foot, runnin bout $2300 a month" it was TOO TRUE

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

Brain doesn't know either :) a lot of bodily functions are chemical reactions or are controlled somewhere else (think reflexes and your bowels).

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
Smirnoff Ice gets a lot of hate, but it's delicious. amirite?
@dankXD Today, in things that were never said

10 points to the person who's never been to a college party or a busy bar.

Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon So really the rich kids theory kinda checks out, in my opinion.

In the movie it's also shown that you can reject doors that are sent to you, so it makes sense that we never saw poorer rooms until the montage where they were travelling through the massive door transport area.

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
Canned food should be required to have pull tabs because all can openers suck. amirite?

The $5 one I bought 10 years ago is still working well

Money is representation of your hardwork on a piece of paper. amirite?

It's the representation of how much banked labor you control. Nothing more. It is not always deserved and not always your labor.

Pulp Fiction is not that good. amirite?

In fact, it's stupid. Reservoir Dogs is way better.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
The US and Canada should merge, amirite?
@Heinerprahm In the US, If I need a procedure or an operation, i can get it today. No problem since I am responsible for...

The USA has a greater range of experimental procedures available for purchase. Because why wouldn't it; with a profit-motive system, pharmaceutical companies will gladly take your money. The wait times for countries with universal healthcare is largely propaganda designed to finagle idiots into supporting a system that is first and foremost designed to extort money out of citizens. I'm not as familiar with Canada, but I've had treatment in the UK and have never been faced with unreasonable waiting periods; I could have my kidney out today if that's what I needed, and not be faced with inordinate medical bills for the privilege of being sick, not being able to work, and presumably going through prolonged treatment (dialysis). But you won't be told. Mention death panels, next.

Please explain how the 2nd Amendment has almost single handedly ruined the USA. I am very interested in your reasoning.

An amendment wildly misinterpreted (well-regulated militias) to allow people to ignore the very real tragedies associated with widespread gun ownership in the name of 'freedom'. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so tragic, the brain rot that exists in American culture to allow these things to happen basically unchecked.

Watered down juice is tastier than full opacity juice, amirite?

I actually hate juice and rather make my own because America loves to dump landloads of sugar into everything.