I read about a character who never ages. He likes this girl for unexplained reasons and watches her while she sleeps, and he has the ability to make her immortal too. And occasionally he sparkles. And I like this character. Who is he? Peter Pan, and the sparkling is fairy dust. amirite?

genious

spamirite?

or Spamiwrong?

It takes 22 muscles to smile and 37 muscles to frown. That means I'm working out harder than you, Mr. Fucking Happy. amirite?
@ChosenToLead So you can run until that, run until that, home- home- home-boy!

we got yo t shirt, you left fingerprints and all, you know you are so dumb, really really dumb, for real.

As much as i hate to say this im not joking about the suicide and the deletion of my account because of all the hate/racist jokes ive gotten in the past months,yes im dumb for doing so but theres more haters on me then their are friends and i only have one friend.i guess suicide is the best way to end life itself,so thx for allowing me to post and canadianpimp will never post anything anymore e... amirite?

words of wisdom:
DONT DO IT FOO

I read about a character who never ages. He likes this girl for unexplained reasons and watches her while she sleeps, and he has the ability to make her immortal too. And occasionally he sparkles. And I like this character. Who is he? Peter Pan, and the sparkling is fairy dust. amirite?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?
Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?
@EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN, OR BY GOD, I WILL FUCKING PLUCK THIS WOMAN'S NOSEHAIR!

i hearby announce that theres a new award for comment of my life, and this just won it.

Things can be so cute but at the same time be really creepy, amirite?

like pugs.

What the hell is "amirite" supposed to stand for, amirite?

Asses May Indeed Roll In The Elbow.

When you want 5 minutes more of sleep it goes by in a second , but when you have 5 minutes left in a boring class it seems like 300 minutes, amirite?
Don't throw puppies in a river, amirite?

thats great advice there

You miss one day of school, and something awesome happens, amirite?

yeah, like they give out 1,000,000 dollars to every student.

Have you ever noticed that the letter P in a way looks like a penis and the letter V kind of looks like a vagina? No wonder they start with those letters. amirite?
@monstrosity Sorry, I get a little intense sometimes. :P It's a bit of a pet peeve of mine.

Lol its alright. I mean seriously, look at us fighting about what a vagina looks like.

Your diet when you were five: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, chocolate milk, and the occasional boiled hot dog, amirite?
Anyone whose favorite drink is NOT Dr. Pepper has either never had it before or is trying to lose weight, amirite?