+658When you want 5 minutes more of sleep it goes by in a second , but when you have 5 minutes left in a boring class it seems like 300 minutes, amirite?
+27When you were little you hid in the middle of the clothes racks while your mom/dad/whoever shopped. Amirite or, amirite?
+272When you were little and saw someone you liked you brought out your favorite toy and showed it off. amirite?
+33No, its not okay that your 18 and under and you kissed 1293 people, hugged 129393, and slept with 923, so stop asking. amirite?
+132Why do people enjoy getting anal? It just feels like your taking a long crap that can't decide whether or not to stay in or come out. amirite?
-12Have you ever noticed that the letter P in a way looks like a penis and the letter V kind of looks like a vagina? No wonder they start with those letters. amirite?