The best kind of Tourette's Syndrome is when you randomly say polite things; "Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!" amirite?

I too wish to have a disease that involves automated defense weaponry

It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?
If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?
@ThisChick I would should Bieber inthethroat twice, not to kill him, but to disable his "singing".

That would absolutely kill him. So it would be pointless. Now saddam hussein and osama bin laden are free to continue their terror. Nice job bitch.

Justin Bieber calls himself the Kurt Cobain of today, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, amirite?
@Mike Earth.

kurt cobain sucks: opinion
justin bieber sucks: fact

Why do pregnant women always hold their stomach. Its not like the baby is gonna fall out, amirite?

It's heavy maybe?

You miss the old Spongebobs, when Squidward secretly liked Spongebob, when Sandy wasn't a scientist, when Gary was cute and just when it was all around better, amirite?

Sandy was a scientist since day one.

Periods probably aren't even that bad, amirite?

I'm a GUY and I disagreed with this shit. I already hate having my life interrupted by normal bathroom urges, even if they are necessary. I don't want to add BLEEDING to the list!

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

Some of these commenters amaze me with the stupidity. I'm pretty sure you knew that OP meant
1: Only 2 people can die
2: All of them are currently alive

Seriously. It's just bad music. Get the fuck over it.

Hermione would kick Bella's ass, amirite?

A garden hose could kick Bella's ass.

@Lkun I've seen a comment on sixbillionsecrets like that... Who says skinny girls can't have amazing personalities?

I agree. and I'm fat (shouldn't matter of course though)
They get on to "skinny bitches" for being shallow and labeling, but they are doing the same thing back. Labeling anyone who isn't fat to be apparently shallow and uncaring. Apparently keeping yourself healthy and wanting to prevent heart disease and keeping yourself from getting tired during light jogs is associated with emotional immaturity. Go figure :
Tl:dr version: Your weight/lack has nothing to do with personality

Its not fair that we should get to live easy, middle-class lives with a warm place to sleep, enough food, and clean water, but some people in the world don't even have clothes to wear. The world's a pretty messed up place, amirite?

I agree that balance is necessary, and basic human rights are important, but I don't think it's "unfair" that we have the life we do.

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?
The purpose of middle school is to keep a bunch of hormone raged tweens from bugging highschoolers or corrupting younger elementary school kids, amirite?

Now if only it worked.

You never really realized it but Spongebob must have been adopted since parents and grandparents are all chocolate chip cookies, amirite?

I think you meant they're all circular sponges, but I get the point.

Unless they have a nice ass